How to Breed Rocks

by Vendigroth

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Intro: How to Breed Rocks

There comes a time in every person's life when they need to breed, this is a fact. What you're not told in the last year of primary school is that there comes a time in every rock's life when they need to breed. That's right, rocks breed, and by carefully controlling the breedstock, you can get different kinds of rock, isn't that great?!
In this Instructable, i'm going to show you how to breed rocks.

STEP 1: The Stock

Any breeder will tell you that the stock is the most important part of breeding things. Any programmer will tell you GIGO, ergo if you want to get good baby rocks, you need to have good parent rocks.
I'm using a middle-aged basalt, and a gaudy ore. Peacock ore, to be exact.
You'll need a warm, dry place to put your rocks, and some way of ensureing that they're not disturbed when they're...doing whatever it is rocks do.

STEP 2: The Miracle of Birth

So, now your rocks are in a box, with no chance of any interruption,. doing what comes naturally. After a while, if you open the box again, you should have some nice cute baby rocks, which you can sell as pets, or use to breed even better rocks.
Thanks for reading this instructable.
Get Breeding! The world needs moar Rocks!

294 Comments

seyfertliyvgc7tudg 3 years ago

If you're not able to get baby rocks put your rocks in a bigger place

Marinus84 16 years ago

This instructable is a hoax, it doesn't work, even after 2 weeks :( Or am i doing it wrong?

Marinus84 3 years ago

12 years later... Just last month the planets aligned and eventually they started to multiply! I guess it was just the universe we needed to set the stage.. Now enjoying a wonderful family of rocks, actually it's kinda getting out of hand, the floor of my apartment is bulging downwards from all the weight and I can hardly even open the door only slightly, just enough to slip through to head outside. My downstairs neighbours are complaining the ceiling is bulging down. Got any advice?

Vendigroth 16 years ago

Your rocks obviously aren't in the mood.

Marinus84 16 years ago

i tried some other ones too, and different rooms and bixes, it doesn't work, it's a load of crap

Vendigroth 16 years ago

You're obviously doing it wrong, cos i did it, and made an instructable on it. It's on the internet, it's got to be true.

Marinus84 16 years ago

i get the feeling you're pulling my leg here :(

guitarist3000 13 years ago

lies. It's simple life science. rocks aren't living things

patriots8888 12 years ago

to make rocks feel good about them selves

megjp 13 years ago

mabey ur using 2 boys or 2 girls

The Stig 16 years ago

They're clearly past the stage where their relationship is new and exciting. They need something to get the excitement back. I recommend a candlelit dinner in the park, followed by some wine. That should get them in the mood.

Ivraine 14 years ago

meh, fail, infertile rocks obviously, maybe two guy rocks? maybe you should get a bucket full of them!

Justdoofus 15 years ago

Marinus, It's fake, I'm thirteen. It's impossible to "Breed" a rock... Just don't believe every thing you see on the internet, and the other people here saying it worked, are just playing along.

Marinus84 3 years ago

It's not fake! I've seen other people do it and after 12 years of trying I finally bred my first couple of rox last month!! I guess the rocks just need the magical moment where all the planets align.
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