I never remove my full racing overalls or size 10 racing boots, and I only ever remove my helmet to suck the moisture from ducks. I've never been able to understand clouds. Or escalators. People who've gotten close to me have said that my breath smells of magnesium. I have terrifying politics, and I once punched a horse to the ground. I also once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner. I'm a member of the House of Lords, but they don't like me very much because of my digital face.
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