The Perfect Sandwich

Intro: The Perfect Sandwich

This is the most perfect sandwich attainable.

Materials:
 -Whole Wheat Bread
 -BBQ Sauce
 -Bologna
 -Mozzarella Shredded Cheese
 -Spoon

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And in response to you comment, jxross, I very deeply apologize. This is a very embarrassing mistake and will be fixed immediately.

STEP 1: Lay Out the Bread

Place bread slices of a seemingly congruent size.

USE NO END PIECES!!!
This will eliminate the perfect.

STEP 2: Place Bologna

Place the bologna.

CRITICAL:
   DO NOT PLACE BOTH ON ONE SLICE!!!

STEP 3: Sprinkle Cheese

Lightly sprinkle cheese onto left slice.

STEP 4: Dallop of BBQ

Place a small lump of BBQ sauce in the center of the right slice.

STEP 5: Spread the Sauce

Carefully spread BBQ in an even layer across the sandwich.

STEP 6: Perfect Flip

BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL!!!

THIS IS THE MOST DIFFICULT STEP!!!

Flip the BBQ side onto the cheese side in that order.

Comments

[Bartuss]

Sorry for posting links but..I just had to! ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAGB11YrSs

[TheSandwichGuy]

In response to you comment, jxross, I very deeply apologize. This is a very embarrassing mistake and will be fixed immediately.

[jxross]

Forgive me for pointing this out, but I believe you missed two important steps.

Step 2B: Add bacon.
Step 2C: Add more bacon. 

It shouldn't take long to correct the oversight.  

[unclelar]

I am sorry, but using the end pieces is what would make it peerrrfect !