Urban Altoids Survival Kit
Intro: Urban Altoids Survival Kit
This article seeks to expose for you a kit I've designed (and continue to work on) that compromises some worst-case scenario type needs with needs I actually have RIGHT NOW. I still don't use it very often, but when I do, I'm very glad to have it.
STEP 1: Exterior
STEP 2: What's on Top
STEP 3: Some Stuff...
Contents revealed:
* "Write in the Rain" waterproof paper, available at many outdoor stores (such as Mountain Equipment Co-op here in Canada). Not very expensive for such cool, exotic gear
* $5 Cash, various obvious uses: purchase a meal, take a (very short) cab ride, etc etc....
STEP 4: Some More Stuff...
More stuff.
* Compass keychain from Suunto, a nice little multi-purpose device that keeps me warm at night because I'll always know which way is north...for all the good that'll do.
* Pills to make the voices in my head go away for a while
* Quarters to make phone calls (or spare change), and two bus/subway tokens to get home, or somewhere and then back
* Tiny box of matches, because gasoline doesn't set itself on fire and how else are you going to get enough insurance money to start a new life, huh? Huh??
* Krazy clue: for binding wounds, attaching things together to form a wikid awesome jerry-rigged survival gadget in the field or....just exploding inside the box and sticking all my survival stuff to the inside of an altoids box. Yay!
STEP 5: Even More Stuff...?
* Blinking LED light
* Teeny-Tiny 1cm utility knife thing, for hijacking airplanes or just making airport security act even NICER to me...
* Post-it notes, because there's never a "sticky" handy when you need one.
* A pencil, to avoid embarrassment at having brought post-it notes to the nuclear wasteland but nothing to write with. Can't you just imagine that happening?
* Cable ties. I foresee the mad-max post-apocalyptic world as having far more cable-tying-up needs than most people anticipate. So now when it comes...I'll be ready.
* Really, does the antiseptic towelette need explanation? Does half the stuff in this kit?
STEP 6: Ok, Enough Stuff Already!
* A actual, semi-functional human brain. Don't try fitting this in an Altoids tin--even if you take a lot of other stuff out and squish it down really hard, it won't fit. Just keep it someplace else and use it often.
* An unnecessarily cool "tactical" flashlight, in a cheap-ass Chinese holster that'll probably fall apart and make me lose the flashlight a before I REALLY need such a device
* A folding knife with one of those flint-striking-makes-sparks-go-zing tools attached. And a cheesy little whistle for some reason.
* Awesome looking Gerber multi-tool thingie.
Improvements I'll have to make:
* Carefully folded tin foil: the only known way to stop the CIA sending encrypted transmissions to your brain through the fillings in your teeth. "The CIA cafeteria menu for the week of June 6th is as follows...Monday--shepard's pie..." Make it stop!!
* Other stuff which has now escaped my mind.
28 Comments
Viritrox 8 years ago
m913 9 years ago
-Swap the $5 for a $20--more useful and still widely accepted (as a $100 is not).
-Swap the glue for a small roll of duct tape
-Add safety pins (small, easy to use, better than needle and thread most of the time)
-Swap the cable ties for bread bag twist ties--smaller and re-usable
-Finally, although it is bulky, a mini Bic lighter is far easier and more dependable than matches
TheGentlemanFudge. 9 years ago
As far as urban use goes you have some great idea, I will be stealing the superglue, cable ties and mini compass idea's, the only thing I would add a needle and thread and waterproof matches instead of normal ones, but other than that some good stuff :D
MikeB17 9 years ago
Since I spend a lot of time in the woods camping, my survival kits are geared for that, but my urban sons have no use for that sort of stuff. This might be of interest to them, though! Thanks!
Cressers 9 years ago
At last! someone actually thinking for a change rather than following the fantasist herd taking wilderness fishing kits along in their survival kit when they venture no further than the city limits!
Here are my suggestions; some thin nylon paracord or twine for replacing shoelaces which always break when you don't want them to. A safety pin or two as a temporary fix for a broken fly zip or a lost button, or even easing out a splinter. If you are reliant on corrected vision a selection of spectacle screws and the small screwdriver for them. And a length of thin pliable fuse wire or similar will always be useful for on-the-fly fixes. and perhaps a thin, credit card sized, Fresnel lens magnifying glass.
jlee163 9 years ago
i always also cary a weatherman charge or swiss at all times to
Master Wasi 9 years ago
Hello
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BudgetBugout 11 years ago
If you'd like to see how I accomplish these suggestions please view my Altoids tin instructable. :)
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