What phrase would you paste on a five foot cannon ?

Exactly what the title is asking.

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Apr 14, 2013. 6:35 PMcamping crazy says:

I've got a tater with your name on it!

Apr 14, 2013. 6:31 PMcamping crazy says:

I don't call 911!!

Dec 26, 2011. 10:46 AMroliop says:

"I'd love 2 metre" !
:-)

Jul 5, 2011. 9:26 PMStartedBullet says:

"The Highway To Hell"
Well, not so much for me.

Apr 25, 2011. 8:12 PMvenom1539 says:

" Meet my little freind, his name is DEATH"

Apr 25, 2011. 8:10 PMvenom1539 says:

"Warning: sudden death may occur"

Apr 25, 2011. 8:08 PMvenom1539 says:

"Quit your jiber-jabber, it's my turn" (with a giant picture o mr. T on the side of the cannon)

Apr 25, 2011. 8:03 PMvenom1539 says:

Death is always an option

Apr 25, 2011. 9:34 AM

CyclonicNinja says:

"Hi, I'm Spuddy" or " Warning: Potato induced death. Please accept your fate."

Feb 3, 2011. 6:33 PMDr.crazy says:

on the forth of july uncle sam needs YOU!

Jan 28, 2011. 4:28 AMElvenChild says:

Duct Tape

Jan 29, 2011. 9:19 AMvenom1539 says:

of course, duct tape, the answer to everything

Jan 19, 2011. 6:15 PMCobalt59 says:

Resistance is futile........

Nov 30, 2010. 11:27 PMsuper moderator says:

In asterisks *words are not required*

Nov 26, 2010. 6:26 PMAwesomeSwordGuy says:

You should have said yes

Oct 20, 2010. 9:21 AM

janw says:

"It goes with a BANG"

Oct 18, 2010. 11:41 PMafridave says:

MY DADDY WAS A 40MM BUT MY MOMMIES CALLED BIG BERTHA.,

Oct 18, 2010. 11:40 PMafridave says:

DO NOT STAND IN FRONT OF THE BARREL

Oct 1, 2010. 10:18 PMvenom1539 says:

"Sphere of Fear"

Oct 1, 2010. 10:15 PMvenom1539 says:

"Eat Dis"
or
"smile for the Camera"
or
"Have Sum"
Or
"Eat it or Beat it"

Aug 30, 2010. 12:44 AMcyc4015 says:

"Cry some more!" if you're in to team fortress 2, anyway.

Aug 11, 2010. 7:58 AM9w2xyz says:

Look into barrel. Smile. Wait for flash.....

Jul 26, 2010. 9:45 AMsjo232 says:

One and Done

Jul 21, 2010. 1:40 PMGoalie1 says:

I would just put "ba-bye"

Apr 3, 2010. 8:29 PMCheathum14 says:

" Your Face Here" with an arrow pointing to the end of the barrel:P

Jul 18, 2010. 11:30 AMtechturtle2 says:

lol

Jul 16, 2010. 8:54 PMKalrag says:

I would right locked and louded or smile and wait for the flash!

Jul 10, 2010. 5:15 PMPieMaster777 says:

I got a few :) SCREAM! AIM! FIRE! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! SHPOOPLE!!! or the prayer from the boondock saints: "And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

Jul 1, 2010. 7:35 PMnbagf says:

SUCK MY BALLS OF FURY!!!

May 18, 2010. 8:00 PMtrike road poet says:

Stand still, smile, wait for the FLASH

Apr 9, 2010. 10:27 AMElQuirko says:

Mr. Boombastick - AKA "The Piecemaker"

(Intentional typo meaning something else than what it sounds like ftw.)

Apr 3, 2010. 8:31 PMCheathum14 says:

Or as Duke Nukem would say, "Suck My Boomstick!"

Mar 28, 2010. 3:28 PMcopper4534 says:

Say hello to my little friend!

Mar 27, 2010. 7:33 AMpyroninja21 says:

He who lives by the sword dies by my cannon

Mar 19, 2010. 5:45 AMdraghi says:

If you can read this, i am sorry but you shall not die today...

Mar 19, 2010. 5:43 AMzdogg1222 says:

SUCK IT!!!!!!

Mar 18, 2010. 7:10 PMGlad(to-meet-ya)ys says:

Beware Of Kittens!?!?!?!?

Mar 16, 2010. 4:51 PMmibz man says:

i would just put, 'i would run if i were you'.

Mar 16, 2010. 11:16 AMbendog38 says:

Your Fourtune--"You will die when this cannon fires"

Just State The Obvious

Mar 14, 2010. 10:33 AMshubhamgupta says:

"fire in the hole"

Mar 8, 2010. 12:08 PMMillenniumMan says:

I wouldn't paste a permanent message on the cannon, I'd have an erasable whiteboard or a chalkboard with a piece of chalk or a marker tied to it. This way, if I wanted to blow someone up with it, I could write their name on it; IE:

This one's got your name on it ;)

And then I'd erase it after finishing the task and write the next name on the board.

Sep 14, 2009. 10:20 AMjj37 says:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
<----------------------------5ft----------------------------------->

Mar 1, 2010. 10:34 AMbrandegor says:

I'm with you, only I'd just put "Boom."

Sep 14, 2009. 10:33 AMjj37 says:

or semper periculosus (always hazardous)

Feb 10, 2010. 12:06 PMDarkRubyMoon says:

This is my small cannon...illegal to display my big one.

Feb 20, 2010. 1:05 PM

marksnix says:

I suggest "For those about to Rock we Salute you!". You probably know this but it is a famous song by AC/DC where they wheel out these huge cannons on stage and fire them like crazy at the end of their concerts! I had a larger cannon until I put just a little too much powder in it....oops. Now that is a story.....

Feb 1, 2010. 3:05 PM___ says:

Eat My (and then whatever the cannon shoots for example potatoes)
or
Suck My Cannon!!!
or
Suckazz!!!
or
Ive Got Huge Guns!!!
or
This is the smallest of my guns!!!
or
Kazzam!!
(as you can see i hav a lot of ideas)

Feb 1, 2010. 12:08 PMflamesami says:

if feeling suicidal, look down the barrel

Jan 28, 2010. 8:38 AMnfk11 says:

dont worry,you'll die.

Jan 28, 2010. 5:54 AMhypergeek14 says:

99% of these suggestions are retarted.

Jan 23, 2010. 7:42 AMsmool says:

i think you need a nice hot cup of STFU

Jan 23, 2010. 4:02 AM

MichelMoermans says:

"if you can read this I'm not shooting you"

"Lil' blastie"

Jan 18, 2010. 1:53 AM

inchman says:

"Here Kitty, Kitty."

Jan 15, 2010. 10:39 PMorksecurity says:

SIX FOOT CANNON

Jan 14, 2010. 11:01 AMJawa888 says:

If you can read this your dead

Jan 4, 2010. 12:09 PMtexner says:

BFG 9000

Dec 27, 2009. 7:04 PMIW5 Industries says:

The destroyer! err maybe not

Dec 13, 2009. 9:58 AMChad-Nadir says:

'Nothing personal...' or 'pill for [INSERT NAME HERE]' (it was very popular for British sailors to write 'pill for boney/froggy' on their cannons, but it's not very funny or PC).

Dec 2, 2009. 10:04 PMJohenix says:

"BIG SHOT" comes to mind or you could put the text of the Second Amendment on it.

Nov 6, 2009. 1:05 AMqparker says:

"Git' Er' Done!"
Or
"look down barrel and tell me what you see as i stand WAYYYY over here and plug my ears"

Nov 4, 2009. 3:04 PMd2j5 says:

T H E R O D F R O M G O D

Nov 2, 2009. 11:20 AMSumoJoe says:

A-Blast Me Hearties!

Oct 28, 2009. 4:29 PMRedneckAsian says:

STAY...OFF...MY...LAWN!!!

Oct 22, 2009. 10:30 AMboondocker says:

AGES 3+
SMALL PIECES OF SPECTATORS MAY PRODUCE CHOKING HAZARD

Oct 14, 2009. 2:52 PMSeanex says:

bonvoyage

Sep 16, 2009. 2:44 PMorangecrush says:

"Don't Panic"

Oct 12, 2009. 1:38 PM

Akoi Meexx says:

I like that one. :D

Oct 12, 2009. 1:36 PM

Akoi Meexx says:

"this is my boomstick"

Sep 18, 2009. 10:59 PMGlimbi says:

If you can read this, your in Range. :P

Oct 11, 2009. 1:49 PMmidnsun183 says:

VOTE!

Oct 6, 2009. 11:25 AMyoda-iz-my-idol says:

can we see that 5 foot cannon?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sep 14, 2009. 4:17 PMDevil_Dog says:

"Live Free Or Die" or "God will ultimately judge Osama bin Laden. It's the U.S. Marine Corps' responsibility to arrange the meeting"

Sep 20, 2009. 6:20 PMunclejack says:

YOU GET MY VOTE!

Oct 3, 2009. 3:13 PMM4industries says:

Mine too. He will burn in hell.

Sep 28, 2009. 12:14 PMbaconnlegs says:

ha ha... ermm, "Live Free, Or Die Hard!"

Sep 16, 2009. 6:00 PMWolf Seril says:

Draw a charge meter from 0 to 9000. Then have the charge going well out of the meter. (aka: its over 9000!!!!!!)

Sep 18, 2009. 9:43 PMlittlebastard says:

go back to /b/

Sep 24, 2009. 8:20 PMWolf Seril says:

4chan didn't make that up; they stole the credit for it. I noticed you didn't say that to Smokedasphault.

Sep 27, 2009. 7:09 PMlittlebastard says:

because yours was funny, putting all your base are belong to us on a cannon would be stupid. i didnt want to pick on him

Sep 26, 2009. 10:10 AMkevinhannan says:

If Unexploded, Return to Sender

Sep 24, 2009. 12:21 PMMan-O-War says:

"Kill the Wabbit" "Mr. Compensation" "this is my gun" "boom stick" "Target-Be-Gone" "Jesus Postmail Service" Mah pénor Great Balls Of Fire Brimstone Caliope ManCannon

Sep 24, 2009. 6:17 AMseudo411 says:

"Well hello dolly!!! " or maybe even "Say my name..."

Sep 23, 2009. 5:33 PMbudsiskos says:

WARNING: BIG GUN

Sep 23, 2009. 5:23 PMMagnetman says:

"Careful"

Sep 22, 2009. 7:10 PMshortwave says:

As Adam said on Mythbusters "I reject your reality and substitute mine"

Sep 22, 2009. 5:02 PM

acidbass says:

forgot one "anything that can go wrong will go wrong"

Sep 22, 2009. 5:01 PM

acidbass says:

2 big 2 handle or you could be not G rated and say and you think your boyfriends big. :>

Sep 15, 2009. 3:45 AM

frollard says:

From the book "Snow Crash" when the protagonist pulls out a Nuclear powered gattling gun that launches 'dust' at near the speed of light, vapourizing everything in its reticle....

"Reason"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Crash (scroll down to 'reason')

'when asked what we would use to convince the <bad guys> to go along with our plan, he replied, "Reason"'.

A nameplate on the device is engraved with the phrase Ultima Ratio Regum, Latin for "The Last Argument of Kings"

Sep 22, 2009. 4:58 PM

acidbass says:

that was an awesome book

Sep 19, 2009. 4:05 PM

ilpug says:

dude, that is my favorite book ever. ... i wish i had one of those railguns...

Sep 19, 2009. 4:04 PM

ilpug says:

ummm, well, you could be gross and write "bend over, here it comes" or you could be safe and write "dangerous stuff happens on this end" or "something corny, like "asta la vista, bebe"

Sep 23, 2009. 8:24 PM

acidbass says:

Hasta is spelled with a H but because it is spanish you dont pronounce the h

Oct 3, 2009. 3:17 PMM4industries says:

Truely, spaniards dont say hasta la vista. It is purely an american term. They do say hasta luego very often.

Oct 4, 2009. 8:20 PM

acidbass says:

the translation for hasta la vista means until the view and in Mexico they say it a lot

May 11, 2010. 5:43 PMGlad(to-meet-ya)ys says:

I'm imperessed that you knew about the h =]

But people don't say that a lot in Mexico, at least not where I'm from, anyways in my area a lot of people used "Que onda" for what's up "Hasta Luego" for see you later =] and a lot of other stuff =] hehe

May 11, 2010. 5:47 PM

acidbass says:

thanks but what i meant was that it isnt said often in mexico but yes que onda and hasta luego is said the most

May 11, 2010. 5:51 PMGlad(to-meet-ya)ys says:

and "Simon" =] and I always like to said "osea" a lot =]

May 11, 2010. 5:53 PM

acidbass says:

i see well my spanish teach sucked any way she kicked me out of the class because i corrected her

May 11, 2010. 5:58 PMGlad(to-meet-ya)ys says:

How funny, my English teacher in Mexico sucked more then me and I only went to school here in the U.S till 4th grade till I moved to Mexico =]

I used to teach the class when the english teacher didn't go =]

May 11, 2010. 5:59 PM

acidbass says:

cool

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