im working on one im not going to post it but ill tell u how

i have a perfect schematic drawn up, but i have to order a piezo lighter, or find a way to make one.

i guess i have to go there, then

what i'm gonna do is take my basic design, but make the bowl a 3/4 sphere, with one quarter missing, and make it rotate, so that it can be filled, lit, and stored with no spillage at all. i have the lighter concept pretty down pat. expect a post sometime really soon.

actually, i did some experimenting, and decided that it won't rotate, as it will then be too large. the lid solution is going to be a thin magnetic strip - its easy to replace, hassle-free, cheap, and customizable. also, any suggestions on how to get the lighter to work and flip out are much appreciated, as my concept is not totally fleshed out.

LOl, there is one more level: "GF! Bring me my pipe and pot and place it between my lips!"

dude, pass me the solo... I only have enough energy to lift one arm..... duh

Hmm, and my first thought was that it was for smoking tobacco....does my naivety show ? :-)

Yes.

GREAT GUTHIX HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Hey! Isn't Guthix a Runescape God?

Yup, the most powerful, you play?

Kinda sorta.- Yes.

lmao - literally, my ass fell off, and now i need to go to the doctor. jk. but lolx10000

Yes. It shows. We have a store downtown, that sells gasmasks with bongs attached, "for tobacco".

bong = tobacco cooler shshsh

Y'know, that's not nearly as good an idea as it may sound.

Der. I didn't actually buy anything. They also have cans that aren't cans, but they can hold "tobacco" inside of them. Which could easily be made by yourself. But I'm not stupid.

There's actually an instructable on those somewhere around here!

The cans with false bottoms for storing...stuff.

_{The only problem is that cops are trained to check those,}

you really gotta check out your rights......... they can't just check.... they need a warrant or probable cause

I never said if you're walking down the street with a can of squeeze cheese they'll check you. But if the cops are searching your house, they will check for false bottoms in those cans. At our D.A.R.E. (anti drug thing) graduation, cops came in and spoke to us...brought dogs and motorcycles, etc. and one of them mentioned that.

lol....... if a cop has the warrent or cause to search your home...... your already in a world of trouble

And if you put your stash somewhere they'll find it...you're in even more trouble!

The police want my STASH ???????

But, but why?

jealousy of course, coffee and donuts won't cut it anymore

But my stash (last post link) is only TEA

because the popcorn you are eating has been pissed in film at 11

?? ok *shrug*

i felt the urge to show a Kentucky fried movie scene, a movie second best to Airplane!

Ok, that is why I didn't recognize it. I may have to look that one up :-)

They did it on Knocked Up, OF COURSE it's a good idea!

A woman can't get pregnant if she's on top. It's just gravity, man.

amazing movie! "I like your hair cut. What do you call it?" "Jew." I actually pissed myself when i heard that.

And you call yourself a fan? I love your curly hair! It's great... do you use product or anything? No..I use...Jew, it's called

i've only seen the movie once. sorry that i don't know every line by heart. but i DO know every single line from Billy Madison, Blues Brothers, Waterboy, and Beavis and Butthead Do America.

there's an accomplishment that will pay off in the future employment opportunities ( j/k'g )

well, the expression used to be "That talent and a dollar and you can ride the Subway." Now its "That talent, two dollars and fifty cents, a full body cavity search, and a retinal scan, and you can ride the Subway." A slight exaggeration, but you get the point.

I'm ashamed to admit it but..I had to look it up for the exact wording. So don't sweat it =]

The solo pipe is for tobacco..it says so on the website.

Of course its for tobacco! Then again, things have "undocumented" uses ;-) I heard about some roses or something that came in a plastic container that was used to make bongs -- gas stations & places sold them knowing their real use ;-)

You've using all those pictures lately..i'm starting to think you're actually 12..

Huh, all what pictures lately? That is the first kitty one I have posted (as far as I remember, of course, I could be going a bit senile so maybe it is a return to my childhood ? LOL).

The bunny one I have had for a long time. He is such a cute little baby ;-)

But rest assured I practice pandiculation, so I am always trying new things :-)

hehe...did you learn a lesson from the sobe pipe ible?

Yes, and not an easy habit to relinquish either. I smoked for 25 years, and then spent 5 years and hundreds of dollars just to quit the filthy habit.

But you don't look all wrinkly and disgusting.

I quite in June of 2002; I have had time to recover, and I miscalculated, it was 20 years, not 25. Sorry about that. And one other thing, I smoked the most filtered, lightest brand out there; Now Ultra lights. Someone once said it was like smoking air, so I didn't get a lot of smoke to start with.....still it was very hard to quit.

Well, good for you. Smoking sucks.

I remembered after I quit, and got my sense of smell back, just how smelly it was before I started. Nothing like having holes in your clothes, car seats, and lungs because I chose to inhale pollution *shakes head*

Not to mention it is bad for the environment.

Yes, especially for those in the immediate vicinity.

I QUIT in 2002, not QUITE sorry about that.