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Your Computer's Getting Toasty

Add this to some of the other crazy toaster ideas. It's a toast drive: fitting snugly into a standard 5.25 drive bay, you put in bread for a toasting while the rest of the computer operates normally.

It's kind of like sticking a disk into the disk drive--except that when it pops back out, you have a nice, crispy slice of toast.

CrazyPC via boingboing.

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Aug 15, 2008. 3:14 AMmerseyless says:
if only it automaticly buttered it...
Aug 15, 2008. 5:08 PMLithium Rain says:
That wouldn't be too hard to do. Just put a pat of butter on some type of roller...
Aug 15, 2008. 6:46 PMkillerjackalope says:
The butter stick could be the answer to this issue, along with a solenoid...
Aug 16, 2008. 3:29 AMmerseyless says:
we could feed the toast into a modded inkjet printer and instead of ink use molten butter so you could have buttered toast and in any shape you want. and now to copyright my idea...
Aug 17, 2008. 5:21 AMkillerjackalope says:
Ok so we have two ideas, mine is simple and uncomplicated, yours is overly complex and insane, lets go with yours...
Aug 23, 2008. 9:52 PMmerseyless says:
well what would you rather have sticking out of your computer? A. a roller with butter on it or B. a half dissasembled medium sized inkjet printer with wires running out of it, which has been stuck on with ductape.
Aug 20, 2008. 6:27 PMthe_burrito_master says:
yeah who needs the extra heat in their computer. and why are some people so crazy about toast that they would do this? lol
Aug 19, 2008. 1:49 PMdark sponge says:
What if you could store data on piece of toast... lol
Aug 20, 2008. 9:47 AMlittlechef37 says:
What file system would you use ?
Aug 16, 2008. 8:50 AMalexk6606 says:
Could you convert the average 2 slot toaster to usb? or would there not be enough power output from the usb port?
Aug 19, 2008. 1:02 PMJunkyard John says:
You could control the timer/burntness via USB, but it'd still ned 120 VAC power
Aug 17, 2008. 2:49 PMdark sponge says:
No, there wouldn't be enough power output. Usb ports can only put out 5 volts at .5 amps (500 milliamps), so that would only give you 2.5 watts of power.
Aug 18, 2008. 8:58 AMPunkguyta says:
Lol and some toasters pull what? 800-1000 watts?
Aug 18, 2008. 9:27 AMdark sponge says:
But if you plugged it into 400 usb ports...
Aug 18, 2008. 9:58 AMPunkguyta says:
Lol..even if you could fit that many expansion cards into your computer, your power supply still wouldn't handle it. You'd get more power out of one molex connector than you would 20 usb ports.
Aug 18, 2008. 10:32 AMdark sponge says:
You could run usb cords all across your neighborhood, each one branching out and plugging into every available usb port of every computer, all for the purpose of a usb powered toaster.
Aug 18, 2008. 11:45 AMPunkguyta says:
Don't forget that there's transmission losses involved here.
Aug 19, 2008. 1:45 PMdark sponge says:
Or you could just replace your processor's heat sink with a piece of bread. That would be the easier way (Although your computer may overheat... lol)
Aug 19, 2008. 12:24 PMhellstudios says:
thats weird.... i multimetered mah usb port and it said 17 volts...?
Aug 19, 2008. 11:44 PMPunkguyta says:
Well then you weren't touching usb leads.
Aug 17, 2008. 6:55 PMpuzzlefreak says:
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_(series)#Easter_eggs_and_secrets Toasty!]
Aug 17, 2008. 5:02 PMneokun says:
two words....

LINUX TASTER
Aug 17, 2008. 4:56 PMSirDidymus says:
mmmmmm, buttery goodnes
Aug 17, 2008. 2:16 PMShut Up Now says:
this could potentially toast your computer along with the toast itself ;-) just puting that out there.
Aug 17, 2008. 1:19 PMPL1991 says:
remember NO FOOD OR DRINKS NEAR PC :D
Aug 17, 2008. 8:55 AMbikerbob2005 says:
i see you have an open bay left
here some thing for after the toast
Aug 15, 2008. 6:50 PMkillerjackalope says:
Aug 15, 2008. 6:03 PMDJ Radio says:
a literal computerized kitchen!
Aug 15, 2008. 4:57 PMGearshredder says:
yea anyone with an amd athlon will have it easier.. lol just place a heatpipe right to the front bay and there ya go
Aug 14, 2008. 6:50 PMemuman4evr says:
This will go perfectly with the 5.25" cup holder and coffee maker. Computers aren't just for gamers and businessmen anymore.
Aug 15, 2008. 12:11 PMbruno13069 says:
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Aug 15, 2008. 3:50 AMUru Wolf says:
Awesome, does anyone know if there are linux drivers for this?
Aug 15, 2008. 9:02 AMPKM says:
Yes, but you need a third-party patch if you want to use bread other than medium-sliced white. You run it with a command-line call to "mktst --stu=x" where x is the number of Standard Toast Units to cook to, on the usual scale of 1 to 6, unless you are using the OpenBSD version which uses --itu=x, measured in International Toast Units (1 to 8).

Just make sure you don't pipe the output to dev/cdrom, or you'll get crumbs on the lens, and you don't want that. Worse, if you pipe /dev/cdrom to /dev/toaster your room will start to smell like burning plastic. If you set a cron job you can wake up to toast!

OK that's more than enough linux geekery for now
Aug 15, 2008. 9:37 AMUru Wolf says:
XD thanks for the info. I better be careful with it then. Might be a fun way to pass an afternoon....
Aug 14, 2008. 3:25 PMbumpus says:
Aug 15, 2008. 5:12 AMabsolute zero says:
lmao
Aug 14, 2008. 10:15 PMalex-sharetskiy says:
lol
Aug 15, 2008. 12:17 AMRishnai says:
Ha, great! I could probably toast some toast using the heat output from all my audio gear...
Aug 14, 2008. 11:08 PMxXzachBXx_at_live_dot_com says:
i know what the first computer im is gunna buy lol
Aug 14, 2008. 5:53 PMshammallamaman says:
lol, this is awesome
Aug 14, 2008. 3:17 PMPlasmana says:
This is lazy... And cool!

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