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Squeez Bacon

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ThinkGeek is a wonderful website. If you haven't heard of it, check it out. I love it, but one time they pulled a cruel trick on me. You see, ThinkGeek has a history of pulling April Fools jokes, ever since 2001. When I first found the site, some time around 2008 or so, I'd check it at least once a wek or so to look at cool products. Then, in 2009, on April 1st I checked the website. And I found the best thing that would ever happen to me.  Squeezable bacon. I was going to order 500 of these things. Then, in a couple days, I checked back and my heart broke. It was an April Fool's joke. I almost cried. Eventually I got over it, but I always had the thought of squeezable baconin the back of my head. Then, when I saw this contest, I thought, "What cool thing could I do with bacon?" Finally, I had my "aha!" moment. Squeez Bacon. Sure, it was a fictional joke from the past, but I could make it work.... but I couldn't. Not for a couple weeks or so. It took me several tries, because so many different ideas failed. But, as Edison said, I didn't fail 10 or so times, I just found 10 ways that didn't work. And trust me, did they not work. Sometimes it wasn't squeezable, other times it tasted terrible; but it was always something. After forever, I had my idea, tried, and it worked. I felt like I won lotto. I had discovered how to make squeezable bacon. With this instructable, I am going to share my treasure with the Instructables community.

 
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Step 1: Materials

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You don't need much for this project.

Food wise, you need-
-Bacon (no, really?)
-Flour
-Water
-and some Maltodextrin (this can be found at a brewery supply store.)

For stuff, you need:
-A Frying pan
-Paper towels
-Mixing bowl
-Spoon
-Meat Cleaver
-A Squeezable container
-Red Paper, adhesive, and label (optional)
-A blender(optional)
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very nice..

i like you work.

nice one;

wow! living this::)

johnsonpaul2 months ago

wowwwwwwwwww

GrahamAbbey2 months ago

loving thiss

Rejanblink4 months ago

No kidding.. you did made a good resolution for it.. cheers mate

And then he goes off and burns his foot in the grill. (no kidding)
splazem (author)  That One Eegit3 years ago
I love that episode.
Subdood splazem5 months ago

Me too

KanwarSingh5 months ago

gud pica !!!!!!!!

HarryLaine5 months ago

hmmmmmmmmmmm...feel hungry :P

indiadumbells5 months ago

yummmm

kracken427 months ago

MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED! BACON IN A TUBE! WAHAHAHAHA, WAHAHA HA... okay I'll calm down now.

seraphale2 years ago
The extrusion slot of an empty, squeezable mayo bottle would make it look more like bacon strips and less like... well. ;) I'm actually glad that you can't buy this commercially, because I LOVE me some BLTs and I'd end up eating waay too many! Yummm
is the Maltodextrin absolutely nessecary?
If so, how much do you need? Is it very expensive? How much is it usually?
slyfox553 years ago
If you put your bacon mixture in a large ziplock and then cut the corner off you could squeeze it all into the bottle, no muss no fuss :D

plus if you mixed the flour/water solution in the bag, you wouldn't even have a bowl to wash!
anibioman3 years ago
love the office quote.
splazem (author)  anibioman3 years ago
Greatest show ever.
dombeef splazem3 years ago
Yep, too bad he left :(
splazem (author)  dombeef3 years ago
R.I.P. Michael Scott.
dombeef splazem3 years ago
Well he still is alive, just with his girlfriend at boulder(where ever that is)
splazem (author)  dombeef3 years ago
Boulder is at Colorado, if I'm not mistaken. And his girlfriend is Holly Flax.
dombeef splazem3 years ago
Yeah, I forgot where
lol i know the actress who plays holy, amy ryan shes cool.
splazem (author)  anibioman3 years ago
Really? That's awesome!
You could freeze it and take it out about midmornink for your blt
splazem (author)  That One Eegit3 years ago
Yup!
canida3 years ago
How have I not seen this Instructable before?!?
Sheer brilliance.
splazem (author)  canida3 years ago
Thank you so much! I LOVE what you have done and it is an honor to have you say that! Thank you!
Kirbsome!3 years ago
Awesome. In fact, very awesome.
What exactly does the maltodextrin do?
splazem (author)  Kirbsome!3 years ago
Thanks! It thickens bear (go home-brewers!)
Jareth2473 years ago
I wanna try this with turkey bacon. Why? It's better for you and when you cook it, it gets crispy quicker AND doesn't shrink as much.
splazem (author)  Jareth2473 years ago
You do that. I'll stick with real bacon, though.
ryanmercer3 years ago
Brilliant!
splazem (author)  ryanmercer3 years ago
Thanks!
tjesse3 years ago
Your craft skills are really bad, but I must say I'm glad you figured out how to bring bacon to the world of condiments. Take the paper off so you can take pride in the beauty of liquefied meat.
splazem (author)  tjesse3 years ago
My craft skills were very hurt by your comment... Oh well, I must admit I'm not exactly Scoochmaroo... Thanks for the middle sentence, though! ;)
tjesse splazem3 years ago
I thought that it was to obvious to be considered an insult, but your welcome.
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