gmjhowe's Manager's Command and Control Seat of Righteousness (Captain Kirk's Chair)

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Red alert, arm photon torpedoes, yes, you can command anything from the seat of your mundane office cubicle by modding your chair to be Captain KirK's command chair from the bridge of the Enterprise. Make a cardboard skin to accessorize your chair. The best part is that you can easily remove it to engage it's cloaking shield so that the boss doesn't see.

For those that want the command chair from a Klingon Bird of Prey, get a life. 1

This instructable is for anyone that dreams of being a starship captain one day, to boldy go where no cardboard has gone before. Aptly named for the Lord of Cardstock, Instructables member gmjhowe. Tweak his shields if you want to ask him about time travel.

1 Only kidding, words from the evil Captain Kirk from episode 37, "The Enemy Within". It's not like anyone wants to make the cockpit chair of the Millenium Falcon. Really.

Please make a log entry below, a channel is open on the subspace standard hailing frequency.
 
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Step 1Aye, you need stuff...

Aye, you need stuff...
Okay, I am stuck here on Rigel VII for the summer, really me mum's house, so I had to scavenge some things to make this instructable. I did not have access to to my usual spiffy designer materials so I made this with minimal materials on hand. I even had to raid Caitlin's art supplies to color this thing in.

Materials:

Dilithium Crystals - not really needed here but find some to build the ship.
Lithium Rain - not really needed here either but will be around whether you like it or not.

Your old dusty office chair. Hopefully it has a set of armrests. If not, barge into your boss's office and demand to get armrests on your chair and while you are at it, ask for a raise.

Don't worry too much if it is not black leather or is a high-back chair. Once you sit in the finished chair you can stun all the non-believers. The real office chair that the original Captain's chair is modeled after is no longer made and is sought after on Ebay.

cardboard
more cardboard or cardstock for details
glue, lots of glue

utility knife or big scissors to cut and shape cardboard

stuff to decorate your command console:
magic markers
construction paper
paint
tape

helpful if you have them for decorations:
label maker
LEDs and old-time retro rocker switches
a few floppy disks for memory chip props

Due to time constraints, and inability to go warp 10 to time travel, this version is not electrified for lights and sounds. There is plenty of room to add in these components such as real buttons to activate sound chips and lights. Even hook this up to your house intercom system to talk to Engineering or make a ship-wide announcement.
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Jun 3, 2011. 6:51 PMtinker234 says:
wow if i added a leather chaiar did it in sheet metal it be coole but nice for cardboard
Jun 4, 2011. 5:27 AMtinker234 says:
star trex card board isnt sturday hey a cap-tin kirk seampunk would be coool
Feb 20, 2011. 11:13 AMjonnybo111 says:
beep boop beep
Sep 3, 2009. 3:04 PMejsilver26 says:
Ok. I think I'll talk to work about Halloween. I'll dress up like Capaint Kirk, and get some of the other people in my section to dress as various characters as well. Would be a hoot. "Ohura! I think the aliens are trying to communicate, put it through the translator!"
Feb 25, 2010. 6:52 PMjyhash says:
Grammar/Trek Nazi: It's spelled "Uhura".
Aug 3, 2010. 12:32 PMAsmodeous says:
Well Done!
Sep 13, 2009. 4:32 PMtuckerton296 says:
klingons are on the starbord bow
Mar 20, 2010. 12:41 PMMirime says:
Scrape 'em off Jim! ;D

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Dr. Demento 25th anv. cd the firm
on you tube there is a video of them singing this song under Star Trekin'- the firm
Oct 27, 2009. 3:23 PMLithium Rain says:
Battle Stations.
Oct 28, 2009. 3:25 PMLithium Rain says:
No flaming, cuz I won't hesitate for one second to throw you into The Brig.
Apr 16, 2011. 10:14 AMbendog38 says:
You people are having too much fun with this.
Feb 24, 2010. 7:24 PMkeikothemeowmeow says:
THIS...IS...AWESOME!

Someone with some tech skills could certainly integrate the tv remote into a wooden one :) or simple wasd and a keypad or something .
Aug 27, 2009. 4:08 PMgeekdude says:
weak i want one that is made out of wood or metal, and has real buttons. and isnt kurks chair a lowback lether chair? if you wanted to do picards chair from TNG you could take a 1990 somthin ford tunderbird front seat and add those armrests and a swivel base and you would be allmost there
Dec 27, 2009. 9:18 PMabadfart says:
 i got a chair that will work well from a collage surplus shop 
Dec 10, 2009. 8:59 AMDerin says:
well,james SR did not want tiberius on his son's name :P
Feb 25, 2010. 6:51 PMjyhash says:
Only in a terrible alternate reality...
Nov 13, 2009. 12:15 PMerosser says:
 Nice idea!  I would have really gone to town, gutted some old electronics, and gizmo-ed the heck out of those arms, but you include the necessary functions...:)

Excellent work! 
Oct 24, 2009. 9:43 PMmr monoply33 says:
but Kirk's chair is black leather!!...

Nice work-just like the original props, built form garbage, I may have to do this with my chair, only, interface it with my computer, throw in some real buttons and switches.
Oct 14, 2009. 7:36 PMpee_pills says:
It looks like a printer =]
lol!
Sep 1, 2009. 1:16 PMKentsOkay says:
Win :D
Aug 28, 2009. 7:26 AMrobotguy4 says:
Good idea, however, on closer inspection, the buttons and switches look like... Well... Sliver gumdrops... Other than that, great Instructable! Maybe you should try to get some real switches and buttons and try to find some floppies (Zip Disks would do in a pinch.)
Aug 31, 2009. 10:25 AMrobotguy4 says:
BRILLIANT! A gingerbread Captain's Chair!
Aug 28, 2009. 8:24 AMvestie says:
Ha. I'm hungry : (
Aug 22, 2009. 12:26 AMlemonie says:
Wow. Cardboard, swivel chair - you're giving me ideas.... L
Aug 22, 2009. 8:12 AMlemonie says:
You want me to prove that wrong?! L
Aug 22, 2009. 10:03 AMlemonie says:
OK then - you mentioned it - what are we talking about?

L
Aug 22, 2009. 10:55 AMlemonie says:
Yes it means the same to me. Project on the shelf to be picked up at some point. I've got a printing calculator, I like the idea of turning that into a TP dispenser... L
Aug 27, 2009. 1:05 PMRobotika says:
This idea amuses me. Especially so if you do make Captain Kirk's chair as part of the toilet. Would you update with comments about your "captain's log"? I really couldn't help asking this, so please forgive me. ;)
Aug 29, 2009. 11:09 PMDerin says:
*BOOM* captains log:The wormhole that we harnessed as a "toilet" device seems to backfire with antimatter.My rear burns.
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