Introduction: AWESOME BATCH FILE!!!!!!! Pull This on Friends!!

Hello, this is my second instructable, (first one sucked sooo much!) and it will be on a very fun interactive batch file, accusing whomever opens it of lying, asking many questions, then pretending to delete all critical files on the computer. (doesn't actually happen) this is very amusing stuff. it will be downloadable on the last step of my instructable, thank you very much!!! And please provide constructive criticism!!!

Step 1: The Beggining! (dramatic Music)

Hello again, lets get to business!  ok, first open notepad and type this, or copy and paste it (download easiest):

@echo off

echo Hello there, how are you?
set /p feeling=
if %feeling%== bad goto sad
if %feeling%== good goto lol
goto lolipop

echo good,now what is you're name?
set /p name=
echo That's a great name %name%!!! I love it!!
echo, anyways, time to get serious %name%, what is your favorite team?
set /p team=

echo what is your fave internet browser?
set /p browser=
goto fun

echo you lied to me %name%, you don't love %team% or %browser%!!! now you will pay!!!
goto shutdown

echo I will now proceed to delete all your computers critical files.
echo ready?
set /p answer=
if %answer%==yes goto delete
if %answer%==no goto sad2

echo Sorry to hear that buddy. :'(
goto lol

color 0D
echo ok,chow!!!
echo {0A}%random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto random

color 0A
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto werdy 

echo too bad, you lied to me!!! TTYL!!!
echo i will talk to you soon right?
set /p what=
if %what%==yes goto delete
if %what%==no goto delete
goto delete

color 2A
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%  %random%
goto random

ok,once you've got that, go to the next step, where i will explain some of this.

Step 2: The Descriptions!

okay, so all @echo off does is prevent the file from showing all the codes, try the file without it and see what happens. then, when echo is typed, it is telling the file to show anything in the rest of that line, this is critical! goto tells the file to go to any other part of the file. set /p sets a variable, very useful insert. i am not a pro at all of this yet but am getting quite close, so if there are some pro's here, feel free to correct me, PLEASE COMMENT ON THESE DESCRIPTIONS!!!!!!!! the rest is more complicated and can be explained on a proper tutorial. please give constructive criticism! thank you for reading! then just rename it,change the representing photo if you would like, then just sit back and watch. next step, closing and download!

Step 3: Closing and Download!!!

thank you very much for reading this instructable, hope you enjoyed this!! and don't worry, there will be more, fake viruses, executive files, you name it!!! Chow!!!