Boob Scarf

....hey I'm up here!

This silly scarf is the perfect gag for Halloween or April Fools!  Its super simple to make and will surely have all eyes on you.

Step 1: Inspiration

I saw this image on Pinterest (my newest obsession!)  After sending the link around to people in my office and seeing their reactions I knew this was a project worth making!

If your not on Pinterest its time to start!  You can check out my page here.

Step 2: Materials

Just a few materials necessary:

• Nude color fabric - 6/5' x 7"
• Pink fabric - enough for 2 circles each 1.5" diameter
• Fiber Fill - pillow stuffind
• 4 goggly eyes
• Hot glue gun
• Sewing Machine
• Thread
• Scissors

Step 3: Cut Pattern

Since this is so simple to make I didn't bother cutting a pattern first I just free handed it!

Cut Pattern:

• Cut 2 pieces of fabric 6.5' long and 7" in width
• Layer the pieces on top of each other then fold the fabric in half
• Round the ends of the scarf so the breast is 7" in diameter (it doesn't have to be perfectly round, oval is better).  Then cut along the length of the scarf so the width is 6" (see image for notes).
• Unfold the pieces so it is back to two pieces layered on top of each other

Step 4: Make Nipples

• Cut out two circles from the pink fabric 1.5" in diameter
• Glue two googly eyes together (back-to-back)
• Put a dot of glue on the top of the googly eye and place in the center of the pink circle
• add glue around the edge of the googly eye and and push the fabric against it.  This will make the bump more prominent.
• Glue the nipple to the center of the boob

Step 5: Sew Scarf

Layer the two pattern pieces back to back (so the nipples are facing inward) and sew around the edge.  Leave a hole at one end of the scarf so you can turn it inside out and put the stuffing in.

Step 6: Stuff Scarf

I just stuffed the ends of the scarf. 

• First, turn the scarf inside out.
• Take a couple hand fulls of stuffing and put it inside the scarf through the hole you left.
• Push the stuffing down to the other end of the scarf.  Since the scarf is long I used a yard stick to help with this.
• Once one boob is stuffed stuff the other boob
• Hand so the opening in the scarf using a slip stitch.

Step 7: Take It Outside!

SPOTTED.  Wilgubeast out at Starbucks with his boob scarf.  It caused quite a stir...

Comments

[wobbler]

Some things are just plain wrong. I'm not sure which picture frightens me the most, but they're both extremely disturbing.

PS Have I told you about my gonads-a-go-go belt idea?

[cdabelko]

Unfortunately his version looks like it was made by a man. The ladies version appears to be made of a more stretchable fabric that conforms to the roundness and shapes them better. I would use t-shirt material or something with spandex in it.

[dikki.bowman]

I just made this for my neighbor's goofy gift exchange tomorrow night....guess what? I showed it to my friends and they ALL want one....cutting and sewing like crazy now!! Thanks for a cute idea!! Dikki

[bajablue]

Darling idea... but they look so much cuter on the little elderly ladies... like Calender Girls!!! ;-D

[Deadendshop34]

+99 to epic awesomeness!!

[cerqueic]

Is this work appropriate? Will my boss still take me seriously if I wear this? and will it work with the clap off bra?

[The Ideanator]

Need to make this into a neck pillow for car rides, it also needs tats and nipple rings.

[cdawisconsin]

These pictures are priceless. So funny.

[ChrysN]

I saw that on Pinterest too, so funny!

[angelabchua]

im standing up clapping. BRAVO

[leeski]

Can I order one in a dolly parton size! it's not for me, it's for a friend

[angelabchua]

HAHAHAHHAHAH

[zazenergy]

UH-mazing!