Introduction: Death by Potato

A simple and deadly twist to the baked potato that is sure to induce an immediate coronary to your loved one. Food porn at its best!


  • Bacon, bacon and more bacon
  • Cheese, cheese and more cheese
  • Cream
  • Olive Oil
  • Garlic
  • Salt and pepper

Step 1:

Preheat Oven at 400.

Take your weapon (Potato), the bigger the better and make incisions about 1/8'' apart. Be careful not to cut all the way through. Put bacon in one incision and cheese in the other and repeat the process until your potato has been mutilate evenly and loaded with fattening delight.

Step 2:

Sprinkle with minced garlic sea salt and pepper to taste. Pour olive oil on top of it and bake at 400 for an hour

Step 3:

After an hour, when the potato starts to reveal its evil nature, remove from oven and increase the cholesterol index by smothering with cream.

Add insane amounts of your favorite cheese.

return to the oven for 30 minutes.

Step 4:

Increase deadliness by dressing with generous amounts of sour cream and crispy bacon.

Serve to your victims with a nice big BBQ steak and prepare to call 911.