Introduction: How to Enjoy Christmas!
About: I love corn bread and will do anything for a relationship that doesn't last only one date! ARGH!
This is a step by step tutorial on how to enjoy your Christmastime holiday! Follow these steps for a joyous time with friends and family.
Step 1: Prepare Your Christmas Dinner
Merry Christmas to alllllll you joyous fans! I'm sure nobody is not reading this... yep.
Okay!!!!!! You need to go to Kroger to buy the fine ingredients to make your Christmas dinner for your family and friends (if you have any). FISH HEADS IS HIGHLY RECCOMMENDED TO BREAK THE ICE BETWEEN FAMILY AND FRIENDS. IT MAKES EVERYONE SMELL... FANTASTIC... SO DO IT!
Okay!!!!!! You need to go to Kroger to buy the fine ingredients to make your Christmas dinner for your family and friends (if you have any). FISH HEADS IS HIGHLY RECCOMMENDED TO BREAK THE ICE BETWEEN FAMILY AND FRIENDS. IT MAKES EVERYONE SMELL... FANTASTIC... SO DO IT!
Step 2: Procrastinate.
YOU NEED TO THINK OVER ALL THE MISTAKES IN YOUR LIFE AND SEE IF WHAT YOUR DOING IS THE RIGHT THING.
Step 3: PREPARE THE GIFTS FOR YOUR LITTLE CHILD
Hopefully you got your little problems-I mean children gifts for being the rotten little snobby brats they are.
Step 4: Horse Mask.
horse mask needs no explanation.
Step 5: CLEAN YOUR HOUSE!
Especially the bathroom.
Step 6: Get a Tree
Decorate a finely made tree like a Dalek from Doctor Who. DO IT.
Step 7: Get Ready for Your Party!
SHOWER, EXFOLIATE, PAINT YOUR NAILS, DO YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP, AND LOOK GORG.
