How to Gleek

by Hawkins56

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Intro: How to Gleek

In this instructable, I will show you how to do something called gleeking. Gleeking is when you squirt water or saliva from the glands under your tongue. If you give this some practice, you can gleek all over people and they won't even know!

STEP 1: How to Do It

Okay, the first thing you need to do is swallow all of the spit in your mouth. This is very important! Then you are going to place your tongue on the roof of your mouth softly and hold it there. Take in a deep breath up under your tongue. As soon as you are done breathing in, push up hard on the roof of your mouth. Saliva should come out.

STEP 2: Helpful Tips

Tip 1: Don't get frustrated it took me almost a week to learn.
Tip 2: If you're having trouble, try to eat a piece of sour candy or lick some A1 steak sauce then try it.
Tip 3: Don't get caught spitting in people's faces if you don't want to get pounded.
Tip 4: Have fun and tell your friends it is magic!

27 Comments

ravenous.maximus 3 years ago

I was on a search in how to try to stop this and landed here. When I was like 17 years old, I discovered this and kept doing it and doing it, now I can't stop. I now have no control of it anymore. I urge everyone not to play with this muscle under your tongue because it will ruin your social life. I noticed while trying to socialize that my gleeking became totally uncontrollable and noticeable. I ate with a new friend once and all of a sudden it comes out over lunch, literally. This habit is not funny. People do notice when you gleek and even if they don't, i don't think it's cool to do it on purpose. When I learned this, I did it totally by myself while no one was around. It was cool at first, just to see the fountain come out and see how far I could squirt. I did it so much, I strengthened my salivary gland muscle that I just squirt all the time now. I just don't have any control over my gleeking and I always have keep my tongue down and not let it come out if front of important people; like in a job interview for example. So this is why now I need to go see a Doctor to try to make it stop.

thendersonnn360 3 years ago

sometimes i do this randomly, on accident...its really cool and i want to be able to do this intentionally. im gonna keep teying this, its really cool and i cant wait to be able to to it XD

NickyS27 7 years ago

I used to be able to do that!!
Until about two years ago ...

ElleY1 8 years ago

Can't get the saliva to come out of me glands....am I dead?

angiep93 8 years ago

Eat something sour and it will work!

DonaldG38 7 years ago

Learned how to do this many many years ago, but I never knew it was called gleeking until I saw it last night on outrageous acts of science. For many years I thought that I was one of very few people that knew about this, but now I'm ecstatic to find out that many other wierdos like myself also know about this.

icantexplianitk 9 years ago

I never knew this was a thing but every time I yawn geeking happens. I always was embarassed of it and covered my mouth when I yawn so it does not fall on to my paper.

LexiM 9 years ago

I have never heard about this before.

zelda nerd 13 years ago

it really helps if you yawn

ChipzAhoyMcCoy 10 years ago

Or just drink soda, it makes your saliva bubbles big.

MrWub 10 years ago

It's actually very easy, all I had to do was touch the roof of my mouth

robertjames 12 years ago

do you cover the roof of your mouth or just tuch it with your tung

kooool 13 years ago

I used to always do this by accident and i was always emmbarassed, but then i though, heyy this is cool! so i sat in front of a mirrior for a week and figured it out. When i do it, though, my tounge is usualy fliped. the bottom of my tounge is usualy touching the roof of my mouth and my tounge is pointing towards the back.

AMP678 14 years ago

it's called geezing where i'm from.

hammerhead 14 years ago

I used to gleek people in the neck. When they turned around I flicked my fingers at them like my hands were wet. Never knew until now that it has a name to it.

bears0 14 years ago

my dad knew a guy that could do this
he called it gleeking my dad didnt know thats what it was realy called
neither did i till now thanks
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