How to Tame a Cat

Step 1: Step One

Select your kitten/cat. I have chosen my kitten

Step 2: Choose Your Food

Here I have chosen cat treats but in SOS you can use leftover meat or cat food

Step 3: Step Three

Now here is the dangerous part:
Grab the food item
Hold it by your cat
Feed it till it explodes
Scoop up its parts and rebuild it
It will be loyal to because you saved but in a ways ended its life

Step 4: Final Step

Now enjoy for your ever loyal cat
(Just pray it doesn't mind having a tail on its forehead!!!)