Introduction: How to Creep People Out
Is there some one you know who's a little jumpy? This instructable is going to tell you how to take advantage of that and make your victim hopefully give a little scream.
Step 1: Staring
You should probably start with this. While your victim is near or talking to you stare at something stationary, preferably a wall. This will make people feel slightly uncomfortable and prepares them for the next step.
Note: This will take a little bit of time to work and you may have to repeat it to make yourself seem permanently weird.
Step 2: Singing
This is a step that may be combined with staring. Randomly start singing any slightly eerie song, I suggest any oompa-loompa song from the original Willy Wonka movie. It will start to creep people out fairly quickly, it works best with no shown emotion.
Step 3: Weird Conversation
Talk about weird stuff. Some examples are:
Squid- For some reason people don't like them
LiO- It's a slightly disturbing comic
Disturbing jokes- such as "A baby seal walks into a club"
Weapon facts- It just creeps people out
Step 4: Creeping Around
This is the final step and will probably be the most rewarding. It is also very simple: be where the victim doesn't expect you to be. It helps if your in a darker place or on a hard to see object. If done well enough to the right person you could be rewarded with a small scream.
Step 5: Award.
Congratulations. You are now able to creep people out.
48 Comments
15 years ago on Step 2
MY BRETHERIN!
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
I just killed a whole herd of 'em in my yard. They haven't stopped coming. Everyone is dead. I have to go, I hear little feet-no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
Annoying little buggers, aren't they! I just use the Deinonychus in my back yard.
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
Squid work better
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
Especially giant ones. They have those vicious little hooks on their arms...
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
I'm personally a fan of the humboldt squid-- their known man eaters, nicknamed rojo diablo (red devil)
Reply 11 years ago on Step 2
i am a stutent of spanish, and the adjective comes after the noun (i.e. diablo rojo)
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
Yeah, especially if there's a lot of them swarming around. But giant squid are pretty cool...
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
WHOO!!!!!
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
Well said.
Reply 14 years ago on Introduction
LoL
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
I am hiding in your house...
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
Which one are you?
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
The only tall one not dressed in purple.
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
Bingo.
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
ReTrEaT!!!!!
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
Shot in the foot.
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
Ma-...Oompa-Loompa down!!!
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
Another one picks you up and carries you to safety.
Reply 15 years ago on Step 2
Roger that, no soldier left behind!