How to Creep People Out

Introduction: How to Creep People Out

Is there some one you know who's a little jumpy? This instructable is going to tell you how to take advantage of that and make your victim hopefully give a little scream.

Step 1: Staring

You should probably start with this. While your victim is near or talking to you stare at something stationary, preferably a wall. This will make people feel slightly uncomfortable and prepares them for the next step.
Note: This will take a little bit of time to work and you may have to repeat it to make yourself seem permanently weird.

Step 2: Singing

This is a step that may be combined with staring. Randomly start singing any slightly eerie song, I suggest any oompa-loompa song from the original Willy Wonka movie. It will start to creep people out fairly quickly, it works best with no shown emotion.

Step 3: Weird Conversation

Talk about weird stuff. Some examples are:
Squid- For some reason people don't like them
LiO- It's a slightly disturbing comic
Disturbing jokes- such as "A baby seal walks into a club"
Weapon facts- It just creeps people out

Step 4: Creeping Around

This is the final step and will probably be the most rewarding. It is also very simple: be where the victim doesn't expect you to be. It helps if your in a darker place or on a hard to see object. If done well enough to the right person you could be rewarded with a small scream.

Step 5: Award.

Congratulations. You are now able to creep people out.

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    48 Discussions

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    DrWeird117
    DrWeird117

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    I just killed a whole herd of 'em in my yard. They haven't stopped coming. Everyone is dead. I have to go, I hear little feet-no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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    Dilong_paradoxus
    Dilong_paradoxus

    Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

    Annoying little buggers, aren't they! I just use the Deinonychus in my back yard.

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    Dilong_paradoxus
    Dilong_paradoxus

    Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

    Especially giant ones. They have those vicious little hooks on their arms...

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    Mr. Squiggles
    Mr. Squiggles

    Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

    I'm personally a fan of the humboldt squid-- their known man eaters, nicknamed rojo diablo (red devil)

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    Plo Koon
    Plo Koon

    Reply 8 years ago on Step 2

    i am a stutent of spanish, and the adjective comes after the noun (i.e. diablo rojo)

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    Dilong_paradoxus
    Dilong_paradoxus

    Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

    Yeah, especially if there's a lot of them swarming around. But giant squid are pretty cool...

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    Oompa-Loompa
    Oompa-Loompa

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    I am hiding in your house...

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    DrWeird117
    DrWeird117

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    Which one are you?

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    Oompa-Loompa
    Oompa-Loompa

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    The only tall one not dressed in purple.

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    DrWeird117
    DrWeird117

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    Shot in the foot.

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    DrWeird117
    DrWeird117

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    Another one picks you up and carries you to safety.

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    Oompa-Loompa
    Oompa-Loompa

    Reply 11 years ago on Step 2

    Roger that, no soldier left behind!