Introduction: How to Kiss
About: I love corn bread and will do anything for a relationship that doesn't last only one date! ARGH!
So do you need to know how to kiss that special someone? well, DO YOU? Here's how! Follow these steps on how to kiss!
Step 1: Dry Out Them Lips!
Everyone knows that to kiss good you need dry lips. Dry them out until they start to crack and then dry them out some more. The object here is to make your lips feel very scaly. Your significant other wants to feel like they are kissing the side of a lizard carcass.
Step 2: STIFF!
Make your lips as stiff as possible. Almost like a rock. Make them completely unmovable! Your significant other will want to kiss rock lips, too!!!
Step 3: What to Do...
When he or she leans in, you need to stiffen up your lips, stand straight up, and keep your legs together and your arms at your sides. Don't even do so much as move your neck. Stay completely un movable for the whole entire kiss.
Step 4: LAST THING!
If you have braces then smile with your teeth during the kiss. Eat some garlic and a bowl of chili before the kiss, too.
