Introduction: How to Lie Efficiently

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About: hi! I'm 14, and I am good with women, like fire, beleive in the power of the elements, and can lie like a sonnuva... well, you know. Anyway, I'm a nice guy who's here to help.
This Instructible is my first, so please go easy on me. I have been lying for a long time, I am not bragging, and although not exactly considered a saintly act, lying can be an extremely useful skill to have. Yes, lying a skill. Please I beg you not to judge me by a skill I happen to be good at, I like to think of myself as a good person, and no, I'm not lying.

Step 1: Stay Relaxed

Nothing gives you away faster than panicking! Maintain a normal posture, and don't worry, if you worry, you'll panic, and if you panic, there's no turning back.

Step 2: Do NOT Go Into Detail

People tend to get into too much detail when they lie, trying to convince the other person, or persons, into beleiving what they say. This is an easy trap to fall into, but the trick is to think, IN YOUR MIND, that you have to be somewhere, you have things to do. This helps you stay quick, and to the point. DO NOT phsically act as though you have to be somewhere because you may accidentally be short with the person you are lying to, causing them to become irritated, and therefore, less likly to WANT to believe you. Also, if the person you are lying to tends to ask a lot of questions, they will want to know where you are going, and then you must create more lies, and it can get VERY confusing.

Step 3: Remember Your Story

This is VITAL to a succesful lie, as people will often try to test you. Also, this makes sticking to the point(step 2) MUCH easier. If you completely forget a part of your story, wipe it out ENTIRELY. It is much easier to forget then to try to patch it up and be, more than likely, wrong, and exploited.

Step 4: Let It Go

When you are through with your lie, CASUALLY change the subject,preferably to somthing the person likes to talk about, which ensures that the person's mind makes as little contact with your lie as possible.

I would like to apologize for the lack of photos, I will most likely change this Instructible in the future to improve and add helpful photos. This is my first Insructable, so please tell me anything I can improve, despite the photos. Thank you for reading, and I hope this has been helpful.

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