How to Make Friends!!!!

So you're probably that friendless kid at school that smells like mothballs... Well not anymore! With this satisfaction guaranteed step by step guide on how to make besties!!!

Step 1: MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!

So first thing is indeed FIRSTTT!!! I want you to humiliate them in public and then say your sorry and be all nice!! I would dump some chili on them, or spill chili on them, or give them chili then slap it into their face!!! Once you've done that you can turn it right around and tell them how  "sorry"  you supposedly are. Tell them that you'll by them a new shirt but don't get around to it because we all know it's a hackin' waste!!!!

Step 2: Now Go All Creepy

Get all creepster on them now. Text them pictures of you standing next to their bedroom window and stuff like that. Try really hard to be like that creepy kid that nobody likes!

Step 3: Say You Are Sorry! SAY IT!

Now you need to say you're sorry to them with a nice big bowl of chili. Make sure that you act really nice to them because then they'll really want to be your friends!

Step 4: From This Point...

From this point you now have a friend. ENJOY!