Introduction: How to Make a Prank Batch File Virus
A prank batch file
Supplies
Just notepad or a fancy editor if you want
Step 1: Open Notepad
Open run and write notepad
You can open run by pressing windows key and R simultaneously:
windows key + R
Step 2: Just Copy Paste This File
@echo off
title Your Interest
color A
echo Are you interested in corn
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo Do you like corn
ping -w 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo Would you like to act in corn
ping -w 2 127.0.0.1>nul
echo This is your only chance now
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo If you want to join press 1, if not press 2
echo Type 1 or 2
set input=
set /p input=
if %input%== 1 goto 1
if %input%== 2 goto 6
:1
Cls
color A
echo It seems you would like to proceed
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo We have a variety of actresses and actors
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo Are you male or female
ping -w 127.0.0.1 > nul
echo Type male or female
set input=
set /p input=
if %input%== male goto 2
if %input%== female goto 3
:2
Cls
color D
echo You selected the male category
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo we have a variety of actresses
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul
echo We need more information before we proceed
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul
echo Whats the size of your stick
echo option a.3-4 inches
echo option b.5-9 inches
echo Type your input 1 or 2
set input=
set /p input=
if %input%== 1 goto short
if %input%== 2 goto long
:3
Cls
color E
echo You selected the female category
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo We understand your dry spell
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo Sorry we currently dont have guys ready for the job
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo We will give you access to cornhub so you jerk off
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo Starting link
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul
msg * opening the web
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul
start https://www.pornhub.com/
echo bye
goto end
:short
Cls
color B
echo Analysing data
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 2 > nul
echo HAHAHA
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo We couldnt find a match
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo Short stick guys, am sorry
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 2 > nul
echo No gals want you
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
goto end
:long
Cls
color B
echo We are anaylzing the data
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo Nice Lenghth
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 4 > nul
echo Looks good
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo GO FUCK YOURSELVES
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
echo BYE
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 1 > nul
echo Hahaha
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
goto end
:6
Cls
color C
echo Fuck you gay Nigga
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 1 > nul
echo i dont care about your gay arse
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
msg * fuck you
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
msg * fuck you
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
msg * fuck you
ping 127.0.0.1 -n 3 > nul
msg * fuck you
:end
color A
Cls
echo Bye perv boy or gal
pause
exit
Step 3: Save It With a .bat Extention
Any name will be fine, but it should end with .bat
Step 4:
After saving it run it and enjoy...
Then you should give your suggestions about it
Step 5: Bonus Step
I am gonna show you the different codes for colors:
I'm sure you know you write color followed by the hex digits...like above
The first he digit is for the background and the second is for the foreground
You can also get this by putting a weird arse hex code like
>>>color gh
It bring the same info as the above
