Learn to clap like real people do!
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Step 1: The Bare Necessities

To start out with you will need:
1) Two hands, preferably your own.
2) Two arms connected to those hands.
3) Spatial coordination.

Step 2: The Basic Clap Pt. 1

First extend arms about 1 foot from your chest.

Place the two hands about a shoulder width apart

Flatten the hands as though they were knifes.

Bring the hands together.

Return the hands to shoulder distance apart, then repeat step 4.

You have just clapped your hands!
In the following steps I shall teach you advanced clapping techniques.

Cup and Rotate the hands like so, and clap for a louder sound and more natural feel

Use the fingers of one hand to clap with the palm of the other hand for a more regal feel.

You have finished the How To Clap Your Hands Instructable!