Introduction: How to Fight a Shark!
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This will teach you to fight a shark. In which most likely you will never do but four people die every year from shark attacks. If you are one of those 4 maybe we can make it 3. Just to let you know how rare this is 600 people in the USA alone die from falling from a bed or chair. Sitting and sleeping may be more dangerous. 5/400 types of sharks are known as man eaters.
Step 1: Punch Him!
Sharks hate to be punched. Punch him in the nose (in front of the teeth) or the eye or gill slits. Sharks hate to be even touched in these places; dolphins have been known to fight off sharks by ramming their snouts into the gill slits.
Don't thrash around and try not to bleed too much.
Don't thrash around and try not to bleed too much.
