Introduction: How to Fight an Alligator

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Over the past 50 years only 17 people have been eaten by alligators. But in case you may be the next one here's how to put up a good fight. This works for crockdiles too

Step 1: Hold It Down!

The best thing is to run away in a zig-zag motion but if you can smell it's breath which smells like rotting dead animals jump on its neck and hold its mouth shut. A rubber band can hold its mouth shut so two hands should not be a problem. Then let one hand go and poke its eyes HARD. Then start running again and you should be able to get away.