Introduction: How to Get Organized for School!
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So it's the new school year! Everybody has got to have clean lockers and know where their stuff is, right? Well here's how! Follow these no-fail steps on how to pursue your academic endeavors!
Step 1: Beat Your Locker With a Sledge Hammer!
YOU HEARD ME!!! Beat the door of your locker with a sledge hammer! There really isn't a point to this step but it is fun!
Step 2: Spill Chili Inside Your Locker!
Take a hearty bowl of the finest chili around and spill it into your locker! This should develop a home cookin' and chili kind of fragrance inside your locker!
Step 3: Jam Everything Into Your Locker!
Don't bother neatly setting stuff into your locker. Save time by ABSOLUTELY jamming and cramming stuff into your locker! Put your books in there but also put in some other things like half eaten apples, dirty clothes, and floral centerpieces!
