Portable Bathroom in a Backpack

portable bathroom and shower in backpack

Step 1:

Get a portable shower privacy tent

Step 2:

get a portable shower

Step 3:

get a camp toilet

Step 4:

go take one of your wife's corsets

Step 5:

wrap everything in the corset

Step 6:

make sure it's tight

Step 7:

secure the bottom with anything

Step 8:

go fishing