Red Neck Mixer

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Introduction: Red Neck Mixer

About: I make cool stuff for your enjoyment.

My wife burned out her last blender making margaritas all the time. So I thought I'd do a homemade blender assembled from some of the stuff I've got in the shop. This is actually a mixer since I didn't have a real big jar but you could definitely use it for blending smoothies and fancy drinks.

Step 1: Assemble the Equipment for a Red Neck Mixer

You're gonna need some zip ties and a longish alan wrench. You can use whatever drill you've got that's handy. The higher power the better.

Step 2:

Attach the zip ties to the alan wrench as per seen in the illustrations. Make sure they're nice and tight.

Step 3: Test It Out

Press the button on your drill. The zip ties should spin around real fast. Be careful they don't hit your hands or face because they'll hurt.

Step 4: Enjoy!

You can use this for mixing drinks or even cookie dough. Have fun and be safe!

And please note that this Instructable is tagged as 'parody.'

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    15 Comments

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    cristoph
    cristoph

    6 years ago

    Put it on a pole and make a weed eater

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    colie1904
    colie1904

    Reply 6 years ago

    i didn't test it out but I imagine if you wanted to make a better weed eater/ slicer/ chopper, just heat up the zip tie close to the square part and twist it 90° so that when the drill spins, the ties slice through the object instead of slapping it.

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    david.ker.africa
    david.ker.africa

    Reply 6 years ago on Introduction

    Brilliant idea. I need to try that. I'm thinking of putting little chairs on the end of the zip ties and making a carnival ride.

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    Henge
    Henge

    Reply 6 years ago on Introduction

    That's Hilarious! Great project, the greatest ideas are the simplest.

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    sabechamp
    sabechamp

    Reply 6 years ago on Introduction

    I thought the redneck mixer was a galvanized garbage can (new) and an outboard motor mounted to the deck.

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    david.ker.africa
    david.ker.africa

    Reply 6 years ago on Introduction

    Yeah, I use ducktape to hold down the trigger so I can put my mixer on whike I do other stuff.

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    sayeye
    sayeye

    6 years ago

    so unique

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    OscarM6
    OscarM6

    6 years ago on Introduction

    i have been looking around for a small paint mixer for my quart size cans of wood stain and top coat, but have not found any small enough. So i was trying to come up with an easy build, but i could not find anything that worked.

    This turned our to be perfect. Thanks for the idea

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    fred3655
    fred3655

    6 years ago

    Redneck would also mean there's a way to beat your kids with it. To 1953 guy, ummm, the real world didn't start until the 80's.

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    Uncle Kudzu
    Uncle Kudzu

    6 years ago on Introduction

    Nothing short of brilliant! Wonder if it would shred paper.. or cabbage?

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    aaramirez2008
    aaramirez2008

    6 years ago

    lmao.. brilliant, you should patent the idea and sell the license to major Corp.