Introduction: Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!
Ok, my back hurts from shoveling out 3 feet of Winter Storm Jonas, aka Blizzard of 2016. My voodoo master told me that this will stop future blizzards. Heck, why not give it a try?
Step 1: Tools/Materials:
- Your hands
- Sick Mind
- Knives, ice pick, screw driver, etc.
- Red Food Coloring
Step 2: Build and Sacrifice
This guy is about 2 feet long. He started off pretty nice looking with beans for the mouth/eyes and a fresh carrot nose. However, nice guys won't prevent future blizzards! I promise, it wasn't a painful death. The pencil to the temple did him in pretty fast.
Step 3: RIP
Hasn't snowed in the last 3 days - must be working!
Participated in the
Brave the Elements Contest