Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!
Intro: Sick of Snow? I Have a Solution!
Ok, my back hurts from shoveling out 3 feet of Winter Storm Jonas, aka Blizzard of 2016. My voodoo master told me that this will stop future blizzards. Heck, why not give it a try?
STEP 1: Tools/Materials:
Tools:
- Your hands
- Sick Mind
Materials:
- Snow
- Beans
- Carrot
- Knives, ice pick, screw driver, etc.
- Red Food Coloring
STEP 2: Build and Sacrifice
This guy is about 2 feet long. He started off pretty nice looking with beans for the mouth/eyes and a fresh carrot nose. However, nice guys won't prevent future blizzards! I promise, it wasn't a painful death. The pencil to the temple did him in pretty fast.
STEP 3: RIP
Hasn't snowed in the last 3 days - must be working!
7 Comments
Bruh1mmabus 4 years ago
mtairymd 4 years ago
Wreqage 8 years ago
mtairymd 8 years ago
This is the snow plow that placed 5 feet of ice/snow for me to dig out from the next morning...so fun
Wreqage 8 years ago
wa wa
best of luck to you. stay warm!
seamster 8 years ago
I can't lie; I feel the same way.
And where I live, we only got 6 inches of snow over the weekend : )
mtairymd 8 years ago
I think a lot of people feel the same way based on the complaints at work today. It was also interesting to find out who owns a snow blower. That group didn't seem to be complaining as much.