Introduction: Silly Anti-Gnat Hat
Gnats can be bothersome on a summer walk. On an early morning bird walk, members of my bird club are often beset by the pests. There are always discussions of how to keep the insects at bay, and ideas include insect repellents, citronella, wide-brimmed hats, and skipping the application of deodorant. A behavioral solution that is often touted is to hold one hand up in the air. The hypothesis is that the gnats will fly to the highest point on one’s body, and if they fly to the hand held high, they’ll avoid one’s face, where they are most annoying.
However, such a strategy is a little silly as far as solutions go. Holding an arm up in the air gets tiresome. It’s not like you can do it for the length of a two-hour walk. Also, it's not easy to hold binoculars steady, or focus them, with just one hand.
If I only had a third hand.
Necessity is the mother of invention! Thus, The Silly Anti-Gnat Hat. With the third arm this hat provides, I can hold an arm in the hand for the duration of the walk, and keep two hands free for working the binoculars.
Supplies
Sleeve from old shirt
Cap
Glove
Polyester stuffing
Cardboard for arm and hand
String
Tape
Needle and thread
Step 1: Make Arm and Hand
I cut some cardboard to a length a little shorter than the sleeve and then folded and taped it to create the shape that will fill the sleeve.
I cut another piece of cardboard to make a hand that will attach to the arm. This piece included a couple of finger-sized extensions to support the fingers in the glove. I taped the flat hand and arm to the 3-D cardboard arm. To make the fingers stiffer, I taped another finger-sized layer of carboard to each finger.
Step 2: Assemble Sleeve, Arm, and Hand
I stuffed some polyester filling into the glove to fill it out. I put the sleeve over the arm and the glove on the hand and sewed sleeve and glove together.
Step 3: Tie Cardboard Arm to Hat
I poked holes through the cardboard near the base of the arm. The cardboard arm was a 4-sided structure and I poked a hole through each side. Then I laced string through the eyelets in the hat and the holes in the cardboard, to secure the arm to the hat. Then I sewed the base of the sleeve to the hat.
Step 4: You Don't Have to Do This Any More!
Step 5: Done!
You Are Ready to Keep Gnats Away From Your Face and Have Two Hands Free for Your Binoculars with your Silly Anti-Gnat Hat.

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18 Comments
3 years ago
Simply sew the thumb to the bent finger and you will have your University of Houston Cougar hand sign.
Question 3 years ago on Introduction
DR jkell I presume ?
Maybe a dumb question but does the Anti-Gnat Hat actually effectively combat those little brats ?
or maybe I could order the promising camouflage outfit in my image instead.
They will never know I am not one of them.
Answer 3 years ago
I just made it recently for the silly hat contest. I haven't had a chance to test it, as we haven't had many gnats around this summer. If I have some results to report, I'll be in touch.
3 years ago
The highest epitome of gnatty fashion.
Reply 3 years ago
First time I've ever been accused of being a gnatty dresser.
3 years ago
Please tell jkell, does it actually work or not?
Whether it does or not it's still a great hat.
Reply 3 years ago
I just recently made it for the contest, and haven't run into gnats on my walks, so haven't had the occasion to test it. I'll report back when there are enough gnats to try it out.
3 years ago
Does it work for blackflies?
3 years ago
Yes, the man with the Trasher hat. Do you have a question?
3 years ago
I have to hand it to you, that is a very silly solution. : )
3 years ago
Great solution! I think its an excellent hat. Good thing the Gnats can't count fingers... they might wonder if something is up...
3 years ago
Try putting insect repellent on the glove, it may keep more insects away, and you won't have to smell it.
3 years ago
This definitely works.. my dad has been doing something similar for years..
3 years ago
I love this! Why are you all joking about how silly the concept is? I know for a fact that the flying pests where I play Ultimate Frisbee will go to the highest point. Well... about 80% of them, at least.
Sadly, one cannot play Ultimate for long with one hand raised.
I'm curious if this faux arm would indeed work, because I'm not sure what the bugs are attracted-to. Maybe a mammal's CO2 or body warmth, neither of which this device emulates. I Googled the issue, and cannot find any scientific answers.
Question 3 years ago
Does it actually work? That solution seems bizzare, but that might be why it works.
Answer 3 years ago
I don't think it will work, because when I raise my real hand, that doesn't work either. It's a silly solution for the Silly Hats contest.
3 years ago
Finally somebody who found a relief against these pesky Gnats (Gnatum impostriae)! thanks for sharing!
3 years ago on Step 5
Just think, you will never need to rais your hand again!