Introduction: Smokers U.N.I.T.E. Project: #1 "Water-Filtered Pipe"
About: I like smoke. Lots of smmoooke.
Welcome, fellow smokers, to the UNITE project! UNITE is an acronym, standing for Under Negligence, Inhale (the) Titillating Euphoric (substance)! This project is meant for all druggies, hippies, smokers, Native-Americans, or just punks to enjoy! I will give you the basic necessities for a good time smoking, be it with tobacco, herbs such as chamomile or catnip, or some more often... frowned upon plants.
This is meant to be an actual project, not some sick joke. I won't tell you to smoke with anti-freeze on the mouth piece, or a razor-sharp soda can cut in half on your nipples. Nope, just some good, old-fashioned fun with pipes and joints. Feel free to PM me your ideas for the next 'episode', but not if they have anything to do with blood or battery acid. Or embalming fluid. Or uranium. Or circumcision. Or anal toys. Especially battery acid.
This is meant to be an actual project, not some sick joke. I won't tell you to smoke with anti-freeze on the mouth piece, or a razor-sharp soda can cut in half on your nipples. Nope, just some good, old-fashioned fun with pipes and joints. Feel free to PM me your ideas for the next 'episode', but not if they have anything to do with blood or battery acid. Or embalming fluid. Or uranium. Or circumcision. Or anal toys. Especially battery acid.
Step 1: Items Needed
REQUIRED TOOLS: Utility knife (or something close)
Tape
REQUIRED MATERIALS: Empty water bottle (of any size)
A pen
REQUIRED TO USE: A 4mm piece
Herb/substance
Source of fire (lighter, matches)
Tape
REQUIRED MATERIALS: Empty water bottle (of any size)
A pen
REQUIRED TO USE: A 4mm piece
Herb/substance
Source of fire (lighter, matches)
Step 2: Beginning
To start, let's pull off the "paper". No need to keep, but I would keep everything until the end.
Next up, we'll cut a bit out of the mid-section for the pen to go into. I would also recommend putting the hole a bit lower than I did. It was a bit high up for me. Place the unaltered pen in to see how it fits.
Now, Take the pen apart. Can't smoke through an ink-filled pen. Keep all the pen parts, just in case.
Next up, we'll cut a bit out of the mid-section for the pen to go into. I would also recommend putting the hole a bit lower than I did. It was a bit high up for me. Place the unaltered pen in to see how it fits.
Now, Take the pen apart. Can't smoke through an ink-filled pen. Keep all the pen parts, just in case.
Step 3: Middle
And now, a shrapnel filter. Take the pen tip YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT and cut two small holes in the sides. When finished, place it in the pen and the pen in the bottle.
You can also cut off that orange (in my case) "tab".
Now for the painful part. The end of the cap that is not preoccupied needs to be chewed on until soft. Then, place the 5mm piece in the soft pen.
Taping time. This is pretty self explanatory.
Last step. You need to cut a small hole (smaller than the pen hole) to put your finger over when inhaling. You can take it off when you need oxygen or whatever.
You can also cut off that orange (in my case) "tab".
Now for the painful part. The end of the cap that is not preoccupied needs to be chewed on until soft. Then, place the 5mm piece in the soft pen.
Taping time. This is pretty self explanatory.
Last step. You need to cut a small hole (smaller than the pen hole) to put your finger over when inhaling. You can take it off when you need oxygen or whatever.
Step 4: End
Here is the finished product in action. Please, don't comment on the ski mask. I think it looks badass.
