Aluminum Foil Hat

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We've all felt the effects of the government's mind control signals, unexplainable urges to do totally illogical things like buy lots of crap you don't need or join the army. Here is a simple way to block the signals and look good doing it.

Step 1: Get Your Hands on Some Aluminum Foil

The beauty of the foil hat is that it requires no tools, just aluminum foil.

Step 2: Wrap Your Head

Tear off a piece of foil at least twice the circumference of your head. Wrap your head with the foil making sure to cover the base of your skull.

Step 3: Its Working...

As you can see, in this configuration the hat is effective in blocking the signals but its not the most stylish head accessory.

Step 4: Fit the Hat

Using your hands, mold the hat to your dome by pressing the foil firmly against your head.

Step 5: You're Done!

Finally, put on your favorite hat over the foil. Now you are stylish and protected.

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    Wake up withg

    1 year ago

    you people are crazy mind control is not real

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    mfarooqi

    3 years ago on Introduction

    Exactly worked as expected... I was expecting if my MOM yells... I've ruined her Aluminum foil...

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    temp

    9 years ago on Introduction

    What about the music world? They control you using sound waves! Lucky for me i don't listen to popular music. I am UNAFFECTED!

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    ilpugtemp

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    Patients name- Quality music
    Status- Deceased
    Cause- Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, High School Musical

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    cephalopoidilpug

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    You can't be serious. Just because you need to dig for it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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    cephalopoidKirbsome!

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    How do you mean? Of course there's quality music! That the mainstream industry got more interested in (half-)nude background dancers and autotune doesn't mean there isn't anything good anymore.

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    cephalopoidKirbsome!

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    You clearly haven't digged deep enough yet. Check out wikipedia or last.fm and just click on genres you haven't heard yet, and evaluate at least 5 artists of any genre. Some music might have to grow on you, as well. But by all means, there is much more than "some" good music on this planet.

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    Punkguyta

    11 years ago

    Oh wow. But I'll give you credit, for one of the most useless instructable, it is very well put together. Good job

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    ilpugPunkguyta

    Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

    its a shame that most people cant put his much effort and clear instructions into a serious building ible... this has excellent directions, however simple they are.

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    MisterSlippy

    11 years ago on Introduction

    (*goes searching for government thought-control experiment "opt-out" list*) They spies on me with their rays, buggrit. Millenium hand and shrimp.

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    BongmasterVendigroth

    Reply 11 years ago on Introduction

    :P {scratches head grins (big and toothy) and hands Vendigroth the perfect book, and sits back with a banana..}