So, its that time of year again..you know, when the Snowball League of The World (SLW) starts recruiting members for its battles and what not.
the only qualification is that you know how to make the perfect snowball. and here is how its done.
Step 1: First
call to the snow gods to bring you some snow.
Step 2: Second
after getting on the appropriate gear for some snowball action. go outside and find a fresh pile of fluff.
reach your hands in and grab a little more than two handfuls.
Step 3: Third
Smash the two handfuls into each other. the tighter you make it, the more damgae points that you will get. you can not exceed 200p though or you will get disqualified.
Step 4: Fourth
take out a ruler and measure the widest part of your creation.
the official size of an SLW snowball is in the range of 3.5 to 4.5 inches.
Step 5: Fifth
add more snow to the ball if its not quite big enough. repeat step 3.
Step 6: Last
once you have the perfect snowball. find a wall or another being on this planet and throw it in their direction.
If you hit the person, you win. good job.