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Unfathomable Abyss, Chicago, Illinois, USA
Joined June 21st, 2022
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Greetings, my fellow students of the world! I'm Dr. Learning. I love to learn! However, this predilection of mine, this love of studiousness, experimentation, and discovery, presents a curious (and distressing) problem for me. The desire to learn is somewhat like a disease of the mind, not dissimilar from a case of athlete's foot of the cerebral cortex. Suffering through the voracious onslaught of these figurative brain fungi has taught me that learning is highly dangerous, in a literal sense. …