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I have a sexual attraction to good grammar and I cry any time someone dies in a TV show or movie; even if it's something I've watched 28 times. I want to be thin, but I'm too good a cook. I want to be more social, but most of the time I just want people to get off my damn lawn. If I don't know how to do something better than everyone, I'm a Google master and that won't last. I can tell you anything you'd ever want to know about beer, wine, or liquor. Let's get drunk and get weird. People call m…
