Ruben the Data Pooping Usb Monkey

who doesnt want to plug their monkey/bear/ect. into their computer and download files?????


p.s sorry if the pics are a little blurry:(

Step 1: Tools of the Fecies-flinging Trade (materials)

here i have a knife ,(be careful!!!)
ruben,
the usb,
a paper clip,
and a staple.

not shown: 1 1/2 yards of fishing wire.

Step 2: The Autopsy

using your knife (carefully) cut a 1 in. long inciscion in the chest and *erm* rear... if done correctly, you should be able to feel your fingers inside of him.

Step 3: Monkey Stuffing 101

simply feed the usb through ruben so the mp3 goes in the chest, and the ...output...is barely poking out the back.

Step 4: Putting Humpty Dumpty Back Together Again

using the fishing wire and paperclip (yes a needle works better) stitch the holes from the top going down until the usb cant move.

Step 5: Starta De Lodin!!

plug it in, plug it in... teehee.