Audacity.avi

I will be showing you how to use Audacity Properly.

Now First go to Google Like Good boys and Girls and Get That Audacity
(http://audacity.sourceforge.net/)

Step 1: Recording

Hit the button with the red circle on it and Speak whatever comes to mind

Or you know,Slap the keyboard until something happens...

But whatever Record whatever you wish

Step 2: Just Follow Your Heart That's What I Do

Do you know what you're gonna Say?

If not go find something you Noob

Step 3: Stopping/Pausing

Hit either the button with the two yellow lines to pause,or hit the green square to stop

Or again Just slap the Keyboard that's how I use the computer.

Step 4:

If you can't do anything right Just hit the File Button,then Hit New,then hit no you DON'T WANNA SAVE BECAUSE AUDACITY DOESNT CONTROL YOU. 

Step 5: Play Back

Hit the Play Button to listen to whatever you've said.

I also Have a Voice,Made of Fine wine and Cheese,Also cardboard

Step 6:

Do you care How bad it sounds?

if the answer is yes or no,I don't care Because Its relevant If you like it or not Just accept it.

Step 7: Exporting

Go to file,We went over something like this last night Jerry you need to Start listening,Go to export and then Hit export, you slut.



I love you though,All of you.

Step 8: You Have Finished

You should now know how to Audacity or at least you've found this insulting and Then my job has still been done,So Its okay.

You're cute So its fine,Like honestly did you lose some weight or something you're looking good,you wanna get something to eat some time,Of course you don't eat you arent real.