Feet Loaf Disgustingly Delicious Simple Main Dish




Introduction: Feet Loaf Disgustingly Delicious Simple Main Dish

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Here's a perfect recipe for a disgustingly delicious Halloween main dish meal! FEETLOAF! Super simple to make. Use your favorite meatloaf recipe or download, print and use my tried and true one. A few strategically placed cloves of garlic, vegetables and catsup on meat molded like feet and you're running!

As seen on the ABC hit show The CHEW! Thank you! Luv, BLASTFEMI

Step 1: Prepare Your Feetloaf Recipe

My basic meatloaf recipe

1.5 to 2 lbs. ground meat- bison, beef or turkey

3/4 cup rolled oats

2 eggs

1/4 cup milk

2 Tbs. Worcestershire sauce

1 tsp. ground herbs de province or Italian herb blend

1/4 cup BBQ sauce

1 Tbs. onion powder

2 tsp. garlic powder

1/2 tsp. celery seed

1 large carrot-chopped

1/2 tsp. salt

1 tsp. pepper

Garnish- catsup, celery, garlic cloves or onion.

optional-1/2 bag of frozen mixed veggies thawed-peas, carrots, corn, green beans. Add 10 minutes cooking time if you add veggies frozen instead of thawed. I love to add the veggies then we just need mashed potato and salad to complete the meal!

Step 2: Recipe Instructions

Mix all ingredients except garnish together in Kitchenaid mixer or smoosh together using food grade gloves or sandwich bags on your hands.

Using a 9 x 12" or similar, rectangular pan. Divide 2 equal balls of meatloaf. Form into feet right in the pan. Use a spoon or butter knife to help form the toes one by one getting smaller as you go.

Place sliced garlic cloves cut into pieces on toes for nails. Hollow out a space in the ankle for some celery 'bones' to stick out. Alternately you can use onion, potato or carrot in place of the celery to imitate the ankle bone.

Squirt with a generous amount of catsup blood.

Bake 350 degrees for 30-50 minutes depending on how you like it cooked. I like my meatloaf almost burnt so I take it out at 30 min. to serve to my family who likes it a little less done then bake some more for me!

Serve on a bed of mashed potatoes with a salad and enjoy!

Certain to freak your dinner guests out! Perfect for a party. It's simple things like this the kids get such a kick out of and will look back and fondly remember.

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    Oh how wonderfully disgusting. I think feetloaf should be on every table on Halloween! Great Instructable!


    4 years ago


    My name is Adrienne and I work for a daytime talk show called The Chew on ABC. We would love to potentially show these photos of the dish on an upcoming show next week. Please message me for more details. Thanks!


    7 years ago on Introduction

    I love the garlic toenails. So gross and awesome at the same time.


    7 years ago on Introduction

    Hmmm....easy to make, tasty, and absolutely disgusting.

    Well done, I salute you! You have my vote.


    7 years ago on Introduction

    This is absolutely disgusting.

    And is therefore perfectly executed Halloween food. Nice work!