Introduction: How to Fondle a Nose
you'll need:
- a pair of hands
- a fondle stare
- a pair of hands
- a fondle stare
Step 1: Choice of 3
Now, choose your top 3 noses and pick one of them, this is a very crucial point in the process of the fondle.
Step 2: Research
As the title would suggest, do a little research! It's never bad to now your "To-Be-fondled"-"object".
Step 3: Let the Fondling Commence!
Now you have chosen and researched it all, it's time for the fondling to commence!
Fondle with true feeling and meaning of the word.
Fondle with true feeling and meaning of the word.
Step 4: Emotional Response 1
If you fondle a part of someone instead of an object, you may come to realize that this person might or might-not be offended or feel violated. It is important to know the 2 basic emotional responses to fondling.
Response number 1:
Love
maybe he/she, likes to be fondled but didn't knew it until know. You made that happen, and the fondling can continue.
(in the next step we will discuss the second response.
Response number 1:
Love
maybe he/she, likes to be fondled but didn't knew it until know. You made that happen, and the fondling can continue.
(in the next step we will discuss the second response.
Step 5: Emotional Response 2
The second emotional response :
Hatred.
The person might truly feel offended or violated, following in what probably will be life-imprissonment in a box filled with North-American stink bugs. and he or she himself/herself will poke you with pointed sticks till death or other illustrious actions.
Hatred.
The person might truly feel offended or violated, following in what probably will be life-imprissonment in a box filled with North-American stink bugs. and he or she himself/herself will poke you with pointed sticks till death or other illustrious actions.
Step 6: Congratulations and Salutations!
You are now a profound fondler of the nose!
Try it out :
- in your local record store
- in your neighbors house
- in your own house
- on the bus
- at school
- in the auditorium where you have "web and interactive design"
and many more impossibly fun places.
Try it out :
- in your local record store
- in your neighbors house
- in your own house
- on the bus
- at school
- in the auditorium where you have "web and interactive design"
and many more impossibly fun places.