Introduction: How to Annoy Your (older) Brothers: the FULL Guide
This guide will help you find successful ways to annoy your older brothers.
Each step in the guide is a way that I personally tested, and had a continuous success over the years.
It’s important to understand that in order to succeed you need to be consistent and not too noticeable, one small action at a time.
First, I have to say that I think this guide is most suitable for the youngest in the family, but I haven’t checked it out. If anyone tried any of this steps on his younger brothers and wants to share with me, it would be great.
The reason I believe that it suits the youngest is that the parents see the smallest in the family as the most vulnerable, this can play an important role in each step in order to succeed
So, before we dive in - make sure you've got everything needed!
- At least one older brother
- an innocent smile
- A list of annoying songs (those are the songs that I personally recommend, they work the best in my case - "Crazy" by Britney Spears, "Oops... I did it again" by Britney Spears, "Baby, one more time" by Britney Spears)
Optional (but the more you’ve got it’s better):
- a TV
- an embarrassing photo album with your brother's photos in it
- a phone
- a camera (if you can take a picture of it, it makes it even funnier)
- a hair band
Step 1: Embarrass Him
Whenever he’s having his friends over, take out the embarrassing photo album and give it to them.
Now, just sit down, watch and enjoy!
Step 2: Get in the Middle of His Favorite TV Show
This is an easy one -
Whenever he’s watching his favourite show, just stand in front of the TV and smile.
Step 3: Two for the Price of One
Well, this happens to everyone - he will fall asleep in front of the TV.
Sneak quietly and grab the TV remote steal it. Now, the TV is all yours!
You can change the channel to something really childish and then tell everyone that's what he was watching!
It will make him angry
The second photo is what happens is he catches you so be careful!!
Step 4: Rat-a-tat
The next step is TOP SECRET, my parents can never know!!!!
When your parents are out and your brother is suppose to stay at home and look after you, call your parents and tell them that he did something bad
Yes, even if it’s not true
I'm not encouraging you to lie, but it will give you extra points of pity from your parents, and it might lead to more candy and presents!
PS, if his friends are there it’s even better ;)
Step 5: Stylishness
Take your head band and put it on his head, don’t forget to make sure that there is a camera around
It works at all ages!
Step 6: Oop... I Did It Again
I have saved the best for last, this one is my favourite!
Put on your "annoying songs" playlist, as loud as you can, and sing out loud!