How to Split Zero

How to split zero. This may seem difficult, but as you read you read, you will discover and understand the profound logic going into this process.

Supplies

Paper

Pen

Slight understanding of simple algebra

Step 1: Zero

Zero is defined as the absence of anything, the presence of nothing. Nothing can be taken away from nothing and consequently we must add something to zero to split it.

Step 2: Adding

For this round we will use 'k' as our addend.

Step 3: Dividing

We will divide by two.

Step 4: Final Result

Divide by two and you have now successfully split zero, a feat that has boggled many a trained mind.