7 years ago

Full screen matrix here

https://www.instructables.com/id/Full-screen-batch-...

:)

karsens

7 years ago on Introduction

I made this little computer slave that does things for you:

@echo off

mode 1000

color 9f

echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

echo Joe, The Virtual Slave

echo.

echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

echo Made By Karsen Seel.

echo.

echo ------------

echo INSTRUCTIONS

ECHO ------------

echo.

set /p n=Please type in "joe123" to Access Intro:

If %n% == joe123 goto intro

If %n% == 99 goto commands

If %n% == zxcvbn12 goto commands

If not %n% == zxcvbn12 goto again2

If not %n% == joe123 goto again

:again

cls

color 7

echo ERROR!

echo ------

set /p n=Please try again:

If %n% == joe123 goto intro

If not %n% == joe123 goto exit

:exit

cls

color 74

echo -----------

echo WRONG CODE!

echo -----------

echo Please leave by pressing any key...

pause >nul

exit

:intro

cls

color 9f

echo Welcome to the Intro!

echo ---------------------

echo Press any Key to Continue....

pause >nul

:intro2

cls

echo There is only one thing you need to know...

echo.

timeout 2 >nul

echo If you see a flashing blank dot like the one below...

echo.

timeout 4 >nul

echo press any key of your choice to continue the text/program...

echo -----------------------------------------------------------

timeout 4 >nul

echo Here's a test for you to see if you were paying attention...

timeout 5 >nul

cls

pause >nul

echo -----------------------------------------------------------

echo Good Job! You're not as stupid as I thought

echo.

timeout 3 >nul

echo There will be times where the code has to prossess to continue..

timeout 4 >nul

echo.

echo So do not be too quick on the draw on pressing any key..give it atleast 5 solid seconds before pressing anything...

timeout 8 >nul

cls

echo Now continue like this for the rest of the Program.

echo ----------

echo GOOD LUCK!

echo ----------

pause >nul

cls

color a

echo ----------------

echo CONTINUE TO JOE:

echo ----------------

pause >nul

tree

cls

color 9f

echo DO NOT PRESS ANY KEYS!

timeout 4 >nul

cls

echo Loading Joe's Brain...

timeout 3 >nul

color a

tree

cls

color 9f

echo Loading Joe's Heart...

timeout 3 >nul

color a

tree

cls

color 9f

echo Loading Joe's left Nose hole...

timeout 4 >nultree

color a

tree

cls

color f4

echo ----------------------------------

echo WELCOME! to Joe, the virtual slave

echo ----------------------------------

pause >nul

cls

echo You will need a Key to continue into Joe's Network

pause >nul

cls

echo Don't forget it....

pause >nul

cls

echo zxcvbn12

timeout 7 >nul

cls

set /p n=Code:

If %n% == zxcvbn12 goto network

If not %n% == zxcvbn12 goto again2

:network

cls

color a

echo -------

echo NETWORK

echo -------

echo Welcome to my network....

echo >nul

echo Here you will choose what you'd like to do with me, Joe.

echo ---------------------------------------------------

pause >nul

:commands

color a

cls

echo --------

echo COMMANDS

echo --------

echo Open a Website (1)

echo Talk with Ned (2)

echo Spy Tools (3)

echo Play Games (4)

echo Top Secret (5)

echo ------------- (6)

echo ------------- (7)

echo ---------------------------------

set /p n=Which Command would you like?

If %n% == 1 goto website

If %n% == 2 goto ned

If %n% == 3 goto spy

If %n% == 4 goto games

If %n% == 5 goto secret

If %n% == 6

If %n% == 7

:secret

cls

color f4

echo Welcome to Joe's Top Secret Network

echo -----------------------------------

timeout 3 >nul

echo.

echo You will have to Answer some important questions to continue...

timeout 4 >nul

echo.

echo After that, you will have to create an account that only you may access after...

timeout 5 >nul

echo.

echo DO NOT SHARE YOUR ACCOUNT INFO!

echo -------------------------------

echo THIS IS TOP SECRET STUFF!

echo -------------------------------

set /p cs=Continue:

If %cs% == yes goto cs

If %cs% == no goto nocs

:nocs

cls

echo Okay, have fun not knowing the secret

timeout 3 >nul

cls

echo BYE!

timeout 1 >nul

goto commands

:cs

cls

echo okay...

timeout 1 >nul

cls

echo I will be asking you some questions for security...

timeout 4 >nul

cls

set /p name=what's your name?:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

set /p last=What's your last name?:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

set /p country=What country do you live in?:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

set /p town=What town do you live in?:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

set /p age2=How old are you?:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

echo Loading Information into Network DataBase...

echo -----------------------------------------

timeout 3 >nul

color a

tree

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color f4

echo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

timeout 2 >nul

cls

echo It's all a lie!

timeout 1 >nul

echo.

echo THERE IS NO SECRET!

timeout 2 >nul

echo.

echo I JUST STOLE YOUR INFORMATION! THAT'S ALL!

timeout 4 >nul

cls

color a

echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

echo.

echo NAME: %name% %last% /// LIVES IN: %town%, %country% /// AGE: %age2% years old ///

echo.

echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

pause >nul

cls

color f4

echo Now Don't make me mad...

timeout 3 >nul

cls

echo OR ELSE!

timeout 2 >nul

cls

timeout 1 >nul

goto commands

:website

cls

color f4

echo CHOOSE A WEBSITE

echo ----------------

echo Google (a)

echo Facebook (b)

echo Netflix (c)

echo Youtube (d)

echo Wikipedia (e)

echo ---------------------

echo Google Search (q)

echo ---------------------

echo Website Test (w)

echo ---------------------

echo Back to Commands Page (x)

echo --------------------------------------

set /p n=Which Website would you like?

If %n% == a goto ggl

If %n% == b goto fb

If %n% == c goto nflx

If %n% == d goto utb

If %n% == e goto wiki

If %n% == x goto commands

If %n% == q goto search

If %n% == w goto sites

:sites

color f4

cls

color f4

echo Here you will type in any word and see if it's a website or not...

timeout 6 >nul

cls

echo Loading Website code...

timeout 3 >nul

cls

color a

tree

timeout 1 >nul

:end

cls

color f4

echo .com (com)

echo .net (net)

echo .org (org)

echo .ca (ca)

echo .us (us)

echo .eu (eu)

echo ----------------------------

echo Go back to Websites Page? (wx)

echo.

set /p end=Choose an ending:

If %end% == com goto com

If %end% == net goto net

If %end% == org goto org

If %end% == ca goto ca

If %end% == us goto us

If %end% == eu goto eu

If %end% == wx goto website

:com

cls

set /p site=Choose a URL:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color a

echo Loading www.%site%.%end%...

timeout 2 >nul

start www.%site%.%end%

timeout 5 >nul

cls

set /p back=Choose another URL?

If %back% == yes goto com

If %back% == no goto end

:net

cls

set /p site=Choose a URL:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color a

echo Loading www.%site%.%end%...

timeout 2 >nul

start www.%site%.%end%

timeout 5 >nul

cls

set /p back=Choose another URL?

If %back% == yes goto net

If %back% == no goto end

:org

cls

set /p site=Choose a URL:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color a

echo Loading www.%site%.%end%...

timeout 2 >nul

start www.%site%.%end%

timeout 5 >nul

cls

set /p back=Choose another URL?

If %back% == yes goto org

If %back% == no goto end

:ca

cls

set /p site=Choose a URL:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color a

echo Loading www.%site%.%end%...

timeout 2 >nul

start www.%site%.%end%

timeout 5 >nul

cls

set /p back=Choose another URL?

If %back% == yes goto ca

If %back% == no goto end

:us

cls

set /p site=Choose a URL:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color a

echo Loading www.%site%.%end%...

timeout 2 >nul

start www.%site%.%end%

timeout 5 >nul

cls

set /p back=Choose another URL?

If %back% == yes goto us

If %back% == no goto end

:eu

cls

set /p site=Choose a URL:

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color a

echo Loading www.%site%.%end%...

timeout 2 >nul

start www.%site%.%end%

timeout 5 >nul

cls

set /p back=Choose another URL?

If %back% == yes goto eu

If %back% == no goto end

:search

cls

color f4

echo GOOGLE SEARCH

echo -------------

echo.

set /p srch=Search:

If %srch%==%srch% goto search2

:search2

cls

echo Searching for %srch%...

timeout 2 >nul

start http://www.google.com/search?q=%srch%

timeout 5 >nul

goto search3

:search3

cls

echo Search again?

set /p searching=

If %searching% == yes goto search

If %searching% == no goto website

:ggl

cls

start https://www.google.ca/

echo LOADING www.google.com....

timeout 5 >nul

goto commands

:fb

cls

start https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr

echo LOADING www.facebook.com...

timeout 5 >nul

goto commands

:nflx

cls

start https://www.netflix.com/ca/

echo LOADING www.netflix.com

timeout 5 >nul

goto commands

:utb

cls

start https://www.youtube.com/

echo LOADING www.youtube.com...

timeout 5 >nul

goto commands

:wiki

start http://www.wikipedia.org/

echo LOADING www.wikipedia.org...

timeout 5 >nul

goto commands

:again2

cls

color 7

echo ERROR!

echo ------

set /p n=Please try again:

If %n% == zxcvbn12 goto network

If not %n% == zxcvbn12 goto exit

:ned

cls

color f4

echo Hi! My name's Ned, what's yours?

set /p name=

timeout 1 >nul

cls

echo Welcome %name%!

echo How old are you?

set /p age=

timeout 1 >nul

cls

echo Oh cool! I wish I was %age%!

timeout 2 >nul

echo I'm only 5 years old...

timeout 3 >nul

cls

echo What's your favourite colour %name%?

set /p color=

If %color% == blue goto ned1

If %color% == red goto ned2

If %color% == yellow goto ned3

If %color% == green goto ned4

If %color% == purple goto ned5

If %color% == black goto ned6

If %color% == white goto ned7

:ned1

cls

color 71

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:ned2

cls

color 74

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:ned3

cls

color 6

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:ned4

cls

color 2

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:ned5

cls

color 5

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:ned6

cls

color 70

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:ned7

cls

color 7

echo Oh cool! MINE TOO!

timeout 3 >nul

goto nedx

:nedx

cls

color f4

echo What do you want to talk about now?

set /p thing=

timeout 1 >nul

echo Oh! I've never heard of a %thing%?

timeout 2 >nul

echo.

echo Does it live with you?

set /p thing1x=

If %thing1x% == yes goto thingyes

If %thing1x% == no goto thingno

:thingyes

cls

echo WOW I wish I had one living with me...

timeout 3 >nul

goto nednext

:thingno

cls

echo Oh okay, sorry I just don't know what it is...

timeout 4 >nul

goto nednext

:nednext

cls

echo I have an Idea!

timeout 2 >nul

echo.

echo Let's play a question game!

timeout 2 >nul

echo.

echo Do you want to play?

set /p play=

If %play% == yes goto play

If %play% == no goto noplay

:noplay

cls

echo Oh that's okay

timeout 2 >nul

goto sleep

:play

cls

echo I'm so happy you said yes! I love playing games!

timeout 4 >nul

echo.

echo Okay! you choose a thing for me to guess first...

echo timeout 4 >nul

cls

color a

set /p word=Choose a thing that Ned can guess:

cls

color f4

timeout 1 >nul

echo okay...

timeout 1 >nul

echo.

echo Is it big?

set /p big=

echo.

echo Is it an animal?

set /p animal=

echo.

echo Do you own one?

set /p own=

echo.

echo Oh! I know!

timeout 1 >nul

echo.

cls

echo Is it a %word%?

set /p wordguess=

If %wordguess% == yes goto wgy

If %wordguess% == no goto wgn

:wgy

cls

echo Yes! I'm so good at this game!

timeout 3 >nul

goto sleep

:wgn

cls

echo I think you're lying to me...

timeout 3 >nul

echo.

echo But it's okay, I forgive you...

timeout 3 >nul

goto sleep

:sleep

cls

color f4

echo Is it okay if I sleep right now %name%?

timeout 2 >nul

echo I'm getting kind of tired...

set /p x=

If %x%==yes goto nedx2

If %x%==no goto nedx3

:nedx2

cls

echo Thank you!

timeout 2 >nul

echo Tell Joe I said Hi!

timeout 3 >nul

cls

echo BYE BYE!

timeout 2 >nul

goto commands

:nedx3

cls

echo Well I'm sorry but I'm too tired..

timeout 3 >nul

cls

echo BYE!

timeout 2 >nul

goto commands

:spy

cls

color f4

echo -----------------

echo CHOOSE A SPY TOOL

echo -----------------

echo Shutdown other people's computers DO THAT HERE: (h1)

echo ---------------------------------------------------

echo Is someone using my Wifi? FIND OUT HERE: (h2)

echo ---------------------------------------------------

echo Go back to Commands list... PRESS: (x)

echo ---------------------------------------------------

set /p hack=

If %hack% == h1 goto h2

If %hack% == h2 goto h1

If %hack% == x goto commands

:h1

cls

color a

echo If you see an unknown Ip address that says "established" someone is stealing your wifi...

echo -------

pause >nul

cls

echo ---------------

echo LOADING DATA...

echo ---------------

timeout 3 >nul

tree

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color 2

netstat -a

echo ---------------------------------------------------------------

echo Hit any key to go back...

pause >nul

goto spy

:h2

cls

color a

echo Just follw the pre-set intstructions when the white box pops up...

pause >nul

cls

echo LOADING SHUTDOWN CODES...

timeout 2 >nul

tree

cls

shutdown -i

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color 2

set /p cmd= Go back to Spy Tool list? PRESS (s)

If %cmd% == s goto spy

:games

cls

color a

echo SELECT A GAME:

echo --------------

echo.

echo Trivia Game (a)

echo ----------- (b)

echo ----------- (c)

echo ---------------------------

echo Go back to Commands List (x)

set /p game=

If %game% == a goto g1

If %game% == b goto

If %game% == c goto

If %game% == x goto commands

:g1

cls

color f4

echo ------------------

echo JOE'S TRIVIA GAME!

echo ------------------

echo.

echo start playing? (1)

echo ------------------

echo Exit the Game? (2)

echo ------------------

set /p start=

If %start% == 1 goto sg

If %start% == 2 goto games

:sg

cls

color a

echo LOADING THE QUESTIONS...

timeout 3 >nul

tree

timeout 1 >nul

cls

color 70

echo Question 1.

echo -----------

echo.

echo Who has won more Oscars than anybody else?

echo.

echo a) Walt Disney

echo b) Johnny Depp

echo c) Will Smith

echo d) Tom Hanks

echo ----------------

set /p actor=

If %actor% == a goto q1

If %actor% == b goto no1

If %actor% == c goto no1

If %actor% == d goto no1

:q1

cls

echo CORRECT! + 10 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question

:no1

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER! +0 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question1

:question

cls

echo Question 2. Your Points: 10

echo -----------

echo.

echo What is the world's most widely spoken native tongue language?

echo.

echo a) English

echo b) German

echo c) Mandarin

echo d) japenese

echo ----------------

set /p lang=

If %lang% == a goto no2

If %lang% == b goto no2

If %lang% == c goto q2

If %lang% == d goto no2

:question1

cls

echo Question 2. Your Points: 0

echo -----------

echo.

echo What is the world's most widely spoken native tongue language?

echo.

echo a) English

echo b) German

echo c) Mandarin

echo d) japenese

echo ----------------

set /p lang=

If %lang% == a goto no3

If %lang% == b goto no3

If %lang% == c goto q3

If %lang% == d goto no3

:q2

cls

echo CORRECT! + 10 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question2

:q3

cls

echo CORRECT! + 10 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question20

:no2

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER! +0 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question200

:no3

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER! +0 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question2000

:q3

cls

echo CORRECT! + 10 points

timeout 3 >nul

goto question20

:question2

cls

echo Question 3. Your Points: 20

echo -----------

echo.

echo Which American city is considered the home of Jazz?

echo.

echo a) New Orleans

echo b) New York

echo c) Boston

echo d) Dixie

echo -----------------

set /p jazz=

If %jazz% == a goto q4

If %jazz% == b goto no3

If %jazz% == c goto no3

If %jazz% == d goto no3

:question20

cls

echo Question 3. Your Points: 10

echo -----------

echo.

echo Which American city is considered the home of Jazz?

echo.

echo a) New Orleans

echo b) New York

echo c) Boston

echo d) Dixie

echo -----------------

set /p jazz=

If %jazz% == a goto q5

If %jazz% == b goto no4

If %jazz% == c goto no4

If %jazz% == d goto no4

:question200

cls

echo Question 3. Your Points: 10

echo -----------

echo.

echo Which American city is considered the home of Jazz?

echo.

echo a) New Orleans

echo b) New York

echo c) Boston

echo d) Dixie

echo -----------------

set /p jazz=

If %jazz% == a goto q6

If %jazz% == b goto no5

If %jazz% == c goto no5

If %jazz% == d goto no5

:question2000

cls

echo Question 3. Your Points: 0

echo -----------

echo.

echo Which American city is considered the home of Jazz?

echo.

echo a) New Orleans

echo b) New York

echo c) Boston

echo d) Dixie

echo -----------------

set /p jazz=

If %jazz% == a goto q7

If %jazz% == b goto no5

If %jazz% == c goto no5

If %jazz% == d goto no5

:q4

cls

echo CORRECT!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo YOUR total points were: 30

pause >nul

goto games

:q5

cls

echo CORRECT!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo YOUR total points were: 20

pause >nul

goto games

:q6

cls

echo CORRECT!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo YOUR total points were: 20

pause >nul

goto games

:q7

cls

echo CORRECT!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo YOUR total points were: 10

pause >nul

goto games

:no3

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo Your total points were: 20

pause >nul

goto games

:no4

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo Your total points were: 10

pause >nul

goto gameS

:no5

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo Your total points were: 10

pause >nul

goto games

:no6

cls

echo WRONG ANSWER!

echo.

timeout 1 >nul

echo Your total points were: 0

pause >nul

goto games

----------------------------------------

just copy and paste into notepad and save as *whatever*.bat

VyreRain

8 years ago on Introduction

Doesn't work on my computer with Microsoft 8 , I think I have 8 not the point , it don't work for me

vikramkashyap

Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

I believe the reason the code is not working is that it lost the
separate lines with pasting or something. This will work, no matter the
version of windows:

@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start

Gantarris

Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

Thanks, vikramashyap...got it working, though it doesn't look anything like the matrix code shown in maker5741's picture...just a scrolling block of random numbers without the spacing gaps or the "raining down" effect of the actual matrix coding....

vikramkashyap

Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

Well, it's true it isn't exactly like that. To make something like that you'd have to randomly insert spaces for random amounts of time. maker5741's code is just a really simple and easy way to make something similar.

Gantarris

Reply 8 years ago on Introduction

Same here, doesn't work for me either on Windows 8.1....