Introduction: 'Twas an OCD Christmas
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About: In my shop I have a name for hammer, saw, and plier. The saw is Tess, the hammer's Joe, and Glumdalclitch is the plier. Yes, I'm brillig, and my slithy toves still gyre and gimble in the wabe. With that, le…
Wifey has a bit of a compulsion about decorating.....
Step 1: Obsessive Compulsive Decorating
'Twas an OCD Christmas as Wifey decorated the house
Filling every nook and cranny
Leaving no room for a mouse
Step 2: OCD Decorating...
OCD decorating left me no time for bed
As baubles and bangles danced over my head
Step 3: Hear Me Complain
But hear me complain as I stared at the sight
I trembled and shook with a jittery fright
Dag nabbit, Gol darnit, well, I'll never...
Reboxing this stuff
Will take me forever
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7 Comments
4 years ago
That's a lot of decor! Does it happen with every holiday, or just Christmas? Happy holidays!
Reply 4 years ago
Hi, Attosa,
Thankfully, only Christmas. Halloween was coming in a close second, but we stopped. It was just too much, even for Wifey. --Kink--
4 years ago
Oh. My. Not to mention the storage charges on the space you'll need to keep it all in till next year!
Reply 4 years ago
We had to give up our beautiful two story house and move to a ranch house that had a huge attic. --Kink--
4 years ago
Did you check that smoke alarm? It is more necessary than ever.
Reply 4 years ago
Yep, smoke alarm checked! --Kink--
4 years ago
Wow. That is an insane amount of decoration. It looks like the Christmas Shoppe threw up all over your house. If you start now you should have it all packed away in storage by mid October.