Introduction: 'Twas an OCD Christmas

By MY SECRET PLACE
About: In my shop I have a name for hammer, saw, and plier. The saw is Tess, the hammer's Joe, and Glumdalclitch is the plier. Yes, I'm brillig, and my slithy toves still gyre and gimble in the wabe. With that, le…

Wifey has a bit of a compulsion about decorating.....

Step 1: Obsessive Compulsive Decorating

'Twas an OCD Christmas as Wifey decorated the house

Filling every nook and cranny

Leaving no room for a mouse

Step 2: OCD Decorating...

OCD decorating left me no time for bed

As baubles and bangles danced over my head

Step 3: Hear Me Complain

But hear me complain as I stared at the sight

I trembled and shook with a jittery fright

Dag nabbit, Gol darnit, well, I'll never...

Reboxing this stuff

Will take me forever