Death by Potato

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Intro: Death by Potato

A simple and deadly twist to the baked potato that is sure to induce an immediate coronary to your loved one. Food porn at its best!

Ingredients

  • Bacon, bacon and more bacon
  • Cheese, cheese and more cheese
  • Cream
  • Olive Oil
  • Garlic
  • Salt and pepper

Step 1:

Preheat Oven at 400.

Take your weapon (Potato), the bigger the better and make incisions about 1/8'' apart. Be careful not to cut all the way through. Put bacon in one incision and cheese in the other and repeat the process until your potato has been mutilate evenly and loaded with fattening delight.

Step 2:

Sprinkle with minced garlic sea salt and pepper to taste. Pour olive oil on top of it and bake at 400 for an hour

Step 3:

After an hour, when the potato starts to reveal its evil nature, remove from oven and increase the cholesterol index by smothering with cream.

Add insane amounts of your favorite cheese.

return to the oven for 30 minutes.

Step 4:

Increase deadliness by dressing with generous amounts of sour cream and crispy bacon.

Serve to your victims with a nice big BBQ steak and prepare to call 911.

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    13 Discussions

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    lemuries

    4 years ago on Introduction

    Your amusing writing style made me had to open this, and then had to keep reading all the way to the end.

    Sounds deadly, and I can't wait to inflict it on DH.

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    sherron44

    3 years ago on Introduction

    We love this recipe!!!! We made it using chicken instead of a potato as well and it was so good!

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    TheGameIsPaused

    4 years ago

    Welp, looks like I'm heading to the nearest Wal-Mart for bacon. see you guys from the emergency room. haha

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    kbc2

    4 years ago

    this is ..........FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!!

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    Drfpoulinkbc2

    Reply 4 years ago on Introduction

    Yeah and its even better in your plate than in pictures! Do it! MURDER BY POTATO Muhahahahahahaha!

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    jmwells

    4 years ago

    Almost, not quite. Serve on a bed of onions sautéed in bacon.

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    Drfpoulin

    4 years ago on Introduction

    Oh my god this has to be the most impressive baked potatoe I ever made. DELISH!