Kirkland Toilet Paper Holder

Those massive toilet paper rolls from Costco don't fit on the dainty little holder? Need more girth for your spindle of hiney wipes? Trying to fit the super-size into a regular? Paper on the counter until it gets small enough? I hear you. Chasing a massive roll of butt floss across the bathroom floor like Crusty Crab is hardly dignified. It was time I got serious and solved this issue like a grownup.