Great Effort, Fly Safe Commander.
You can also add a few flakes of salt crystals or rock salt before the last coil and roll, to give an extra kick in some mouthfuls.
Very clever idea, well thought out and a well written Instructable.
A very neat project you've made very well.The Tightening Thingy is called a Spanish Windlass but you did not say anything about the blades. I made some for my Bow saw a few years back from 1/4" Bandsaw Blade stock, with a fine saw pitch, they work very well.
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