I made weapons for the British government for over thirty-five years. Now that I am retired, I have gotten involved in outfitting graffiti writers and street artists with state-of-the-art technology. I hope my gadgets can be of use to you. If you would indulge an old man, let me offer three life lessons:
1. Pay attention.
2. Return the equipment unharmed.
3. Try to be a little less than your frivolous self