I have achieved a degree of civil attrioneering (grande cum laude), and I've got a minor in under-the-influence basket weaving. (I did not take the 400-level scuba component - very dangerous!) Someday I will make something which will rock you all so hard that your gonads may cease to function, or they may cease to cease to function. One particularly compelling dream of mine involves kinetic heretical religio-idolatrous pornographic topiary. (oh yeah! You just got very hard/wet or very soft…