Tell us about yourself!
As a practial joke.
Years ago a coworker took the voice coil from a monster hard drive (something like 5 10 inch platters) and hooked it up to an amplifier and a function generator to drive it and connected the arm to a sheet of plywood. man that thing could make a racket :-)
You probably don't want to hear it, but I'll say it anyway. If you are cooking your meat to anything past medium you have no idea what you are missing.