This is an old recipe I got from an uncle. He claims that this recipe has been in our family for decades, but he also claims that dogs can't look up or walk backwards...

Ingredients:
1 cup heavy cream
1 can sweetened condensed milk
1 2/3 cup Irish Whiskey
1 teaspoon instant coffee granules
2 Tablespoons chocolate syrup
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon almond extract

Step 1: 1 Cup Heavy Cream

add to blender -

Step 2: Sweet Milk

add entire can (14 oz) of sweetened condensed milk

Step 3: WHISKEYSSSSSSS!!!!

Add 1 2/3 cup whiskey - If you are leading an especially curious day or week, add another 1/3 cup!!!

Step 4: Chocolate Syrup and Instant Coffee Granules

add 2 Tbsp of Chocolate Syrup (yes these are one of those items where name brand counts! cheap syrup tastes horrible on everything!)

add 1 teaspoon instant coffee granules

Step 5: X *TRACTS

Add 1 teaspoon almond extract
AND
add 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Step 6: Baby Put Your Red Hair on Cause We're Goin Out!!

best garnishes:

cinnamon
peppermint stick
mint leaves
nutmeg (pictured)
cocoa powder